Mentorred Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Sorry if this is already posted or if you already saw the email as 3 people sent it to me this morning. Dons fan signs up on a Rangers forum, makes a couple of posts and no-one is any the wiser he's a Dons fan. Then he makes a thread saying . . . Quote: If you want tickets for next week's title decider away to Dundee United, read here... Since the away allocation for Rangers fans of 5000 is long sold out. Tickets for the home end is the only solution. But as we all know, if you’re not on Dundee United's official club/supporter database then you won't even be able to buy tickets for the home end. Here's what to do.. Phone up the club shop. And ask to buy a pair of Dundee United kit socks. Don't even mention tickets for Sunday. They will become suspicious. Then when they take your sock order, personal details and process your payment your details will then be stored on their system. Give it a few hours until there's a shift change, phone up again and order your home tickets for the Rangers match and because of your sock order, you will be on their system and you will get your match tickets. It's perfect lads. Turns out, there's no such database and all these Rangers fans have ended up with hundreds of pairs of Dundee United socks and no match tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgowdon Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Sorry if this is already posted or if you already saw the email as 3 people sent it to me this morning. Dons fan signs up on a Rangers forum, makes a couple of posts and no-one is any the wiser he's a Dons fan. Then he makes a thread saying . . . Quote: If you want tickets for next week's title decider away to Dundee United, read here... Since the away allocation for Rangers fans of 5000 is long sold out. Tickets for the home end is the only solution. But as we all know, if you’re not on Dundee United's official club/supporter database then you won't even be able to buy tickets for the home end. Here's what to do.. Phone up the club shop. And ask to buy a pair of Dundee United kit socks. Don't even mention tickets for Sunday. They will become suspicious. Then when they take your sock order, personal details and process your payment your details will then be stored on their system. Give it a few hours until there's a shift change, phone up again and order your home tickets for the Rangers match and because of your sock order, you will be on their system and you will get your match tickets. It's perfect lads. Turns out, there's no such database and all these Rangers fans have ended up with hundreds of pairs of Dundee United socks and no match tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penfold Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Seen this posted loads of places as a Celtic fan not a Dons fan. Most likely recycled from somewhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc_don Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Sorry if this is already posted or if you already saw the email as 3 people sent it to me this morning. Dons fan signs up on a Rangers forum, makes a couple of posts and no-one is any the wiser he's a Dons fan. Then he makes a thread saying . . . Quote: If you want tickets for next week's title decider away to Dundee United, read here... Since the away allocation for Rangers fans of 5000 is long sold out. Tickets for the home end is the only solution. But as we all know, if you’re not on Dundee United's official club/supporter database then you won't even be able to buy tickets for the home end. Here's what to do.. Phone up the club shop. And ask to buy a pair of Dundee United kit socks. Don't even mention tickets for Sunday. They will become suspicious. Then when they take your sock order, personal details and process your payment your details will then be stored on their system. Give it a few hours until there's a shift change, phone up again and order your home tickets for the Rangers match and because of your sock order, you will be on their system and you will get your match tickets. It's perfect lads. Turns out, there's no such database and all these Rangers fans have ended up with hundreds of pairs of Dundee United socks and no match tickets. I pray to god this is true. Absolutely hilarious! Though it does line the Arab's coffers Fuck it, lets laugh at the huns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajja Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I laughed my........na, just too easy that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlg1903 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Thats brilliant!!!!!! Talk about socking it too them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Padre™ Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 It was a Celtic fan, not a dons fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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