Local Youngster

[SeeBass]

Remember a few months ago I told you about Connor Devaney who lives in the same town as me and played for our youth set-up?  Well last Friday he approached me in the street and said he`d signed a two year contract with the club.  Can anyone back this claim up and how far would he be from a possible place in the first team squad given his age as I`m not sure how old he is.

[Harcus]

Mr Bass,

 

I have not a fucking scooby about his contract, or lack thereof. However, a quick google search uncovers this bebo, which may be our man. It reveals he is a dim-witted Celtic fan, who is fond of smilies. He also makes a cursory mention of Aberdeen FC. Hope this helps.

 

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=20145679

 

I don't look forward to hearing from you in the future.

 

Yours etc, H.

[El Padre™]

Dear SeeBass,

 

I thought you lived in Manchester? I find you very confusing.

 

Cheers

 

El P.

[El Padre™]

Mr Bass,

 

I have not a fucking scooby about his contract, or lack thereof. However, a quick google search uncovers this bebo, which may be our man. It reveals he is a dim-witted Celtic fan, who is fond of smilies. He also makes a cursory mention of Aberdeen FC. Hope this helps.

 

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=20145679

 

I don't look forward to hearing from you in the future.

 

Yours etc, H.

 

Why is it that nobody on Bebo can spell or understand/makes use of proper english?   

 

Everyone who has a Bebo should be put in a concentration camp where they learn how to talk like normal human beings.

[Harcus]

Yhoor jst nawt dwnn w/t thee kdz.

[Tyrant]

BOOOOO!

[Guest swaddon]

Why is it that nobody on Bebo can spell or understand/makes use of proper english?   

 

Everyone who has a Bebo should be put in a concentration camp where they learn how to talk like normal human beings.

 

Doesn't the word 'English' usually have a capital 'E'? 

[Sharpie]

The Berwickshire News, local rag down here, today reports on the backpage that Conor has indeed signed a two year contract...but would someday hope to play for Celtic!

 

http://www.berwickshire-news.co.uk/sport/Celticmad-Conor-pens-contract-with.5484058.jp

[El Padre™]

Playing down signing for the Dons, who's first team finished fourth last season in the Scottish Premier League, Conor described the move as "alright"

 

[BigAl]

 

Fucking hope he's got a tad more enthusiasm on the park, otherwise yet another ex Don in the Peterhead team for our annual pre season friendly next July

[Tyrant]

Play for Celtic?! He won't even play for us! That little fud would bounce off Chris Maguire FFS fuck sake!