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Transfer rumour time...


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Just saw this on MAD, not buying it though.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Was on the blower to a friend of mine last night who is 'in the know'

 

Anyhoo here's fit he telt me, (caution - some of you may get upset)

 

Jamie Smith – 2 Year deal on a pay as you play!!!

 

Lee Mair – Signing for Dundee as they have offered him a better basic wage!!

 

Darren Mackie – 2 Year deal with the option of a third oh aye & they are chucking in a testimonial too!!!!

 

Darren Young – 2 Year Deal with option of a third if all goes well!!!!!

 

JDV – Leaving after massive bust up with……………………………………………. yes you guessed it Sandy Clark

 

 

 

And I’ve saved the best for last

 

 

 

Scott Severin – Signing for Dundee Utd in a swap deal with……………………………………. Darren Dods…………….. I kid you not!!!!

 

 

I lay it out for you all to play it out (copyright huggy bear)

 

 

Anyone else heard any ridiculous rumours?

 

Posted

this sort of shite bugs me - idiots will now accept this as fact and problems in the dressing room :doh:

 

and I think darren Mackie does deserve a testimonial - might be better to have it as a pre-season at a smaller ground though  :-\

 

I've ehard some things about Sandy Clark that I beleive to be true, but because there were already some stories about him this is just an easy one for people to rattle off.
Posted

I'd hope that that was all shite. Especially the Derek young and Darren Dodds bit. Mackie does deserve a testimonial, but as Jager says, I think it would be better at a smaller ground so they'd fill it.  :-\

Posted

Remember the last swop deal with the Arabs involving a player with a similar name ::)

 

Take it we're not planning on parting with the guts of £750k this time around

Posted

Some people have too much spare time and too little brains.

 

People that live in glass hooses and a' that ;)

TENEMENTFUNSTER
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People that live in glass hooses and a' that ;)

 

People that live in stone houses and aw that . . . . .  ;)

Posted

Derek Young can't be signing a new contract, I just seen him teaching somebody to drive about 10 minutes ago.

Posted

sure he wasn't showing them the delivery area for Eagle May?

 

No.

 

But it was a learner car with "Derek Young" written down the side, having watched him play football before, I assumed it was time for a change of career.

TENEMENTFUNSTER
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No.

 

But it was a learner car with "Derek Young" written down the side, having watched him play football before, I assumed it was time for a change of gear.

 

I'll get my coat.

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According to MAD, Aluko will be going to Ajax in January  :wave:

 

On his injury though, apparently he's out until the new year. Not good news!  :hammer:

TENEMENTFUNSTER
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According to MAD, Aluko will be going to Ajax in January  :wave:

 

On his injury though, apparently he's out until the new year. Not good news!  :hammer:

 

According to mad.

 

All you had to say.

Posted

According to mad.

 

All you had to say.

 

I know, meant to highlight it and put it in Bold to emphasise the fact. Still, it somewhat amused me.  :thumbsup:

Posted

We are releasing Sol Bamba in January.

 

He was a good signing but just hasn't played enough games. 

TENEMENTFUNSTER
Posted

We are releasing Sol Bamba in January.

 

He was a good signing but just hasn't played enough games. 

 

I have heard that Martin O Neill is ready to let Russell Anderson go for free in the next transfer window.

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I have heard that Martin O Neill is ready to let Russell Anderson go for free in the next transfer window.

 

Eoin Jess is to be released by Rangers.  Chic Young exclusive.

Posted

Stevie Crawford on his way to the Dons.

 

He's shite but he'll become a club hero again just as soon as he tells JC to get to fuck, again.  ::)

 

 

TENEMENTFUNSTER
Posted

Eoin Jess is to be released by Rangers.  Chic Young exclusive.

 

Making way for Gordon "Dirtbox" Durie.

 

Young fella, Steven Craig, been banging them in, Calderwood is fucking useless, we should be looking at talent like that.

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