After coming back from Tynecastle on Saturday night I went to my local and spoke to a Jambo who wasn`t at the game.  He asked me if it was a penalty.  I was honest enough to say I thought from where I was standing it was, although relived when the ref took back his decision because I felt to lose to a late spot-kick would have been a bit of an injustice as we were worth our point.  Especially having hit the woodwork twice in the second-half.

 

This Jambo who plays for a Darts team in the town that has lost only one match in four years (to my waste of space team 8-4!) came back with the remark;

 

"Doesn`t mean you deserve anything from a game just because you hit the frame of the goal more than once.  That`s like saying I should win my leg of darts because I went for a double and it bounced off the wire numerous times."

 

What an idiot! One of those blokes who always has an answer for everything. 

You've made my day countless times Sebass. Keep kickin' ass.

 

Regards, Bobo

I'm afraid I'd have to side with said idiot this time Seebass. Sorry!

Are you making a point?

Yeah, the guy was an idiot

Where's that bronze rat when you need it? . . . .

Fuck imagine the amount of shit threads there would be if we posted a thread for every idiot we met on a daily basis.

 

"The cunt kept eating my chips"

Did you jam his arra in his eye See Bass?

 

 

What an idiot! One of those blokes who always has a thread/book for everything. 

Hearts fans have had their fair share of suffering of late.

Aren't they going to win the champions league this year?

Darts is for poofs

I think you were spot on just walking away from the guy seebass, most impressive tactic 

I think you were spot on just walking away from the guy seebass, most impressive tactic 

 

He should have stood up to him!

 

Your usual tactic of legging it after a wee row coming back to the fore.

 

I was playing darts last night as it goes, won 2 legs to nil! 

 

 

I was playing darts last night as it goes, won 2 legs to nil! 

 

That's nothing compared to me. My team has only lost one game in four years, and it was to a team captained by some fella mumbling about a book.

That's nothing compared to me. My team has only lost one game in four years, and it was to a team captained by some fella mumbling about a book.

 

I heard, he wheeled away from the oche in celebration.

That's nothing compared to me. My team has only lost one game in four years, and it was to a team captained by some fella mumbling about a book.

Brilliant! +1

Hey after we took the first of the doubles that night to go 1-0 and stop the granny I said if we win from here I`ll buy the whole side a drink.  Probably just as well we were playing in the Royal British Legion because being tee-total I hate buying a round of drinks for folk that leave full glasses and bottles untouched before going home.  What a waste of money! 

 

Round for eight men cost £12.35 and I have the receipt hanging by the fridge magnet in the kitchen as prove.  Teammates made me ask for one they were in such disbelief that I stuck to my promise.

 

SeeBass

 

 

I heard, he wheeled away from the oche in celebration.

 

Round for eight men cost £12.35 and I have the receipt hanging by the fridge magnet in the kitchen as prove.  Teammates made me ask for one they were in such disbelief that I stuck to my promise.

 

I'm gonna need photographic evidence

 

Regards,

 

Dave

Hey after we took the first of the doubles that night to go 1-0 and stop the granny I said if we win from here I`ll buy the whole side a drink.  Probably just as well we were playing in the Royal British Legion because being tee-total I hate buying a round of drinks for folk that leave full glasses and bottles untouched before going home.  What a waste of money!   

 

Round for eight men cost £12.35 and I have the receipt hanging by the fridge magnet in the kitchen as prove.  Teammates made me ask for one they were in such disbelief that I stuck to my promise.

 

SeeBass

 

 

 

 

Classic. Good man, Seebass!

Hey after we took the first of the doubles that night to go 1-0 and stop the granny I said if we win from here I`ll buy the whole side a drink.  Probably just as well we were playing in the Royal British Legion because being tee-total I hate buying a round of drinks for folk that leave full glasses and bottles untouched before going home.  What a waste of money!   

 

Round for eight men cost £12.35 and I have the receipt hanging by the fridge magnet in the kitchen as prove.  Teammates made me ask for one they were in such disbelief that I stuck to my promise.

 

SeeBass

 

 

 

Why was it so important to stop her, is she their top player

 

 

Their loyalty will never be tested like ours and the millions of fans around the world whose clubs will win nothing in their lifetime.

 

Christ, how old does that make you 12?

Or do you not remember 1995?

Christ, how old does that make you 12?

Or do you not remember 1995?

 

Maybe he's talking about the younger generation who have never seen Aberdeen win anything, apart from finishing high up in the table and playing in Europe, which is what passes for success these days.

Are you angry Seebass?

 

Relax,

 

Adam