I once celebrated Steve Lovell`s last gasp equaliser at Inverness whilst marking a very important darts match.  What`s the daftest way you`ve ever celebrated a goal?

I once celebrated Steve Lovell`s last gasp equaliser at Inverness whilst marking a very important darts match.  What`s the daftest way you`ve ever celebrated a goal?

Throwing my dart at the marker who distracted me when Steve Lovell scored his last gasp equaliser at Inverness during a very important darts match.

Listening to the quarter final replay game against celtic last season.   I was in the falklands and you can get radio 5 down there, it was the commentry game by some miracle and i decided to go to the gym.  When mackie scored i was on the cross trainer and promptly fell off spectacularly and much to the amusment of everyone else.  Didnt care for about 10 seconds though then realised what i had just done and sheepishly got back on.  Not my finest hour  

The craziest I have ever been at a goal was Caldwell's against France, rolling down the steps of hampden hugging two random guys, kilts over our heads. But that was very appropriate for the moment.

Dearest SeeBass

 

I was attending the premiere of Groundhog Day on the day that Aberdeen faced Rangers in the cup final of 1993.

 

When I heard Rico scored that thunderbolt I took Andie McDowell roughly from behind in front of the assembled world media.

 

She's quite hairy you know.  And she is worth it.

 

Yours over and over again,

 

Punxsutawney Phil

for WPBH-TV9 News

The craziest I have ever been at a goal was Caldwell's against France, rolling down the steps of hampden hugging two random guys, kilts over our heads. But that was very appropriate for the moment.

 

What was the inappropriate bit then?

What was the inappropriate bit then?

 

I spilt my half bottle of vodka in a coca cola cup and my mate spilt his half bottle of buckfast.

When we scored the 4th against st mirren last season, I jumped up and down so much that my bag of boilings fell out of my pocket and went all over the floor. Boy was my face red.

I wrote a short story once during a particularly dull game against Aidrie in the 80s. I then shamelessly promoted it to death. Really really embarrassing stuff 

I once peed my pants at Motherwell as I wasn't expecting us to score and it wasn't long after I had given birth 

I once peed my pants at Motherwell as I wasn't expecting us to score and it wasn't long after I had given birth 

 

 

That's actually quite tame compared to the story I told on the train back from Dachau 

That's actually quite tame compared to the story I told on the train back from Dachau 

 

Its good to share!

Its good to share!

 

Nah honestly it wasn't trust me 

When we scored the 4th against st mirren last season, I jumped up and down so much that my bag of boilings fell out of my pocket and went all over the floor. Boy was my face red.

 

So Jimmy where am I playing today?

 

Nah honestly it wasn't trust me 

Hmm i dread to think!....

That's actually quite tame compared to the story I told on the train back from Dachau 

 

You're brave.  I'm not sure I'd get on a train at Dachau.

You're brave.  I'm not sure I'd get on a train at Dachau.

 

Getting on AT Dachau must be a little better than getting on one TO Dachau.