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Scottish Premiership - Aberdeen v Hibernian

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This weeks random Dutch trialist


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Kuido Landzaat, 29, Right Back (Its on Mad and Hat).

 

Signed for CSKA Sofia last summer and the when they revamped their squad.

 

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I think that is him  :-\

stonefish100
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Played for Ajax, Borussia MG and CSKA Sofia, so has a decent bit of pedegree. Anything so I dont have to watch Foster at RB again, he makes my eyes bleed.

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Found the correct spelling of his name: Quido Landzaat

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quido_Lanzaat

 

Quido Lanzaat (born 30 September 1979) is a Dutch football (soccer) player currently (as of June 2007) playing for Bulgarian club PFC CSKA Sofia as a defender.

 

Born in Amsterdam, Lanzaat is a product of the AFC Ajax football academy. With Ajax, he has played in the UEFA Cup and the UEFA Champions League and was capped for his country at youth and under-21 level. In early 2000, he moved to Germany to play for Borussia Mönchengladbach and in 2002 he was transferred to Alemannia Aachen; with that team, he reached the final of the DFB-Pokal in 2004. In 2004 he was acquired by TSV 1860 München. His last team before moving to Bulgaria in the summer of 2007 was MSV Duisburg, for whom he played in the 2006-07 season.

 

As a Borussia Mönchengladbach player, Lanzaat was involved in a drug scandal. Tetrahydrocannabinol was detected in his blood during a doping test, indicative of hashish use. As a result, he was banned from playing football professionally for three months.

 

Hes a junkie!

 

Posted

But wouldn't he be good to have a bout the place? Shmoke and a pancake?

 

A flapjack und a shigarette?

Posted

Schipping a schmall beer?

Yesh

he sign...big club, in Schotland, home game, todders, big player YESH

Posted

Yesh, Shuck my penish you nashty shlut.  Unt shwallow, no shpitting my shpunk in the shink. I'm sho narshishishtic.

 

 

Superstar Tradesman
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Even a gay Dutchman wouldn't call it Todders.

 

Yeah what's with that shit?

 

I want to scratch my own eyes out when I read people calling it 'Todders'.

 

Obviously I won't because it would ruin my nails but....  :-*

hopeisimportant
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Yeah what's with that shit?

 

I want to scratch my own eyes out when I read people calling it 'Todders'.

 

Obviously I won't because it would ruin my nails but....   :-*

 

I love going to Todders when in the Deen.

Posted

I love the thrill you get at 'todders when the Dandies are at home. Ooh,the banter!

Posted

I love the thrill you get at 'todders when the Dandies are at home. Ooh,the banter!

 

:lolabove:

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Anyone who calls it "todders" is a gay poof.

 

As opposed to a straight poof? But aye sounds like something an English knob would say.

 

"Off to Todders to see the chaps play soccer, toodle pip, tally ho, etc..."

 

Anyway, the dutch trialist, he sounds alright, didn't Inglis got to Sofia from us? Lets hope the standard of player they sign is better now than it was then.

Posted

As opposed to a straight poof? But aye sounds like something an English knob would say.

 

"Off to Todders to see the chaps play soccer, toodle pip, tally ho, etc..."

 

Anyway, the dutch trialist, he sounds alright, didn't Inglis got to Sofia from us? Lets hope the standard of player they sign is better now than it was then.

 

Inglis, who was a bit of a celebrity in the David Beckham mould in Bulgaria (if you believe the EE), went from the Dons to Sofia.

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Inglis, who was a bit of a celebrity in the David Beckham mould in Bulgaria (if you believe the EE), went from the Dons to Sofia.

 

Aye thats what I was trying to say one too many "t's" in "go to", though.

Posted

Is it foggy up in the Deen or has he just lit up a spliff?

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Aberdeen has taken Dutch defender Quido Lanzaat on trial.

 

The 28-year-old, who is a product of the Ajax Youth Academy, has played for Ajax, Borussia Monchengladbach and 1860 Munich.

 

The player is available on a free transfer after being released by Bulgarian club CSKA Sofia.

 

Lanzaat has represented Holland at Youth and Under-21 level and can play at centre half and right back.

Posted

Sounds promising, 28 years old so he's at a decent age, is available on a free, and has experience of different leagues.

 

Only real downside, he's not played that many games in his career, less than 100, which is pretty poor for a 28 year old defender.  Played for some decent clubs though so it's understandable.

 

Hard to pass judgement until we see him play.  Fingers crossed he can solve our right-back problem.

Posted

You don't get moves to so many decentish sides for being shite, so there must be something good. We desperately need to address the right back issue and i'm glad to see the club is actively doing so with minimum fuss! Fingers crossed he could be a bit of a find!  :thumbsup:

Posted

You don't get moves to so many decentish sides for being shite, so there must be something good. We desperately need to address the right back issue and i'm glad to see the club is actively doing so with minimum fuss! Fingers crossed he could be a bit of a find!  :thumbsup:

Exactly!  If we take this lad then i'll be pretty content with the squad we have.  A natural winger would be nice but im still hopefull jeffrey will stand up and be counted this year

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