Smith Doubtful For Season Opener

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Smith Doubtful For Season Opener

Article by Stand Free Ed Monday, 4th August 2008

Woe for Dons as winger picks up fabricated injury in park incident.

 

ABERDEEN have been dealt a made-up blow in advance of their SPL season opener against Inverness Caley Thistle this Saturday.

 

The club has revealed that winger Jamie Smith has picked up a knock while appearing in a televised advert last night.

 

The adverts are beamed live from locations in Aberdeen, and feature injury-prone Smith being knocked back for a game of shootie-in by some overacting kid.

 

It is thought that the repeated live broadcasts - sometimes as often as three or four times a day - took its toll on fragile Smith and the injury occurred as he stepped on a daisy in Aberdeen's Union Terrace Gardens.

 

Dr Scott Booth of the Dons' physio staff said: "It was an accident waiting to happen.

 

"I said to them that it's madness picking Jamie to appear in those adverts. Everyone knows he's made of china.

 

"Of course the boss insists that everyone at the club would kick their granny, but there is no doubt that Jamie would end up worst off."

 

Aberdeen came under fire for spending a large part of their summer transfer budget on a huge cotton wool ball for Smith to be encased in during the close season and between matches next term.

 

The immense bud, costing £275,000, was deemed worth "every penny" of the club's "scant" transfer budget because a fit Jamie Smith "is like a new signing".

 

The club have since had to return the cotton ball after it was discovered to have its own gravitational pull.

 

 

Good one Ed, hope you dont mind me posting it up here 

[BigAl]

Dare I say it

 

"Many a true word spoken in jest"

 

Time for the injury yet. Its only Monday after all

[glasgow sheep]

Has Ed been talking writing lessons from the Daily Mash?

Good effort

[Stand Free Ed]

Good one Ed, hope you dont mind me posting it up here 

 

Nae bithir min.  

 

Hemmin glasgow sheep - SPHell was on the go well before the Daily Mash. 

[glasgow sheep]

Nae bithir min. 

 

Hemmin glasgow sheep - SPHell was on the go well before the Daily Mash. 

Aye fit ever happened to SPHell?

[Stand Free Ed]

Aye fit ever happened to SPHell?

 

I...er, I mean the boy who ran it probably ran out of time and money to keep it going. 

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

Pretty funny 

[glasgow sheep]

I...er, I mean the boy who ran it probably ran out of time and money to keep it going. 

always thought there was some dandy input there.

Never realised your were involved though

 

 

[Kowalski]

Dr Scott Booth of the Dons' physio staff

 

I'd have him back in a shot, he's been doing his coaching badges.  He could teach our strikers a thing or two.

Heck, he's probably still get a game!