boboisared

Supposedly we actually sold Ando for LESS than a million, 800k, If I recall correctly, being the number bandied about.

 

I'd be surprised if we got more than 500k for him in reality. 

 

This club is, unfortunately, run by total imbeciles.  Top to bottom, there can't be a member of staff with an IQ of more than double digits.

 

Everything the club does is half arsed and an embarrassment, from failing to sign our players on realistic length contracts to allowing a drunken manager to climb into the boot of a car on the way out the door.

 

Did that even seem like a good fucking idea?

 

"What's Paterson doing"?

 

"He's staggering over to that car... oh, he's getting into the boot".

 

"Does that seem like a good idea?  I mean, people will know he's bleezing".

 

"Oh, perfectly good idea.  He wants to leave with his dignity intact, you see"?

 

"What's that on his breeks"?

 

"He pished himself on the way oot ma office".

 

"Ah, the dignity".

 

 

 

Probably the funniest thing I have ever read on here. :lolabove:

After seeing this thread, and Duff's does anyone else think they've turned the desk round in the cupboard?

Fucking brilliant

 

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride

Jokes are a lot funnier when they aren't explained 

Would say it was lucky, just don't think people are willing to accept the were wrong.

Liking the shouts for Ian Black and Hammel or Hay for left back, about time we sorted that out.

 

I've also changed my mind on Colin Nish, think he might be worth a punt on a free transfer, wages would cheap as well.

Can't see Nish going anywhere other than Easter Road to be honest. Diehard Hibee & all that.

So loyal that the club had to up the offer and give him a few more days to think about it.

 

Paul Scholes reportedly walked into his contract talks citing he didn't want any more money and asked to borrow a pen.

It's probably a bit different when he's already set up for life with the cash he's made is it not?

Had it for ages too, thats the cd that has "hail hail the dons are here" on it & no-one believes me.

Turned up on the 27th at 9am when they went on general sale & was the only person there. Thought I had turned up on the wrong day so I can imagine their will be a heap left.

1. TheChimp (x 1000)

2. Nessie Nespa!

3. mg_don (I hate the Huns)

4. E-P-K

5. Mizer

6. wee toon red

7. topcorner

8. Drewsome

9. Shakey heid man

10. JimmyJimmy

11. Dandy_Don

12. PKAMH  - Signed : i hate those evil, ugly, retarded, racist, bigoted scum bags

13. BigAl - tbh I thought abody of a non Hun persuassion , hated them

14. Penfold

15. Things

16. Mini

17.Tuuubes-first post declaring my hatred for the scum,lovely stuff

18. RealRedArmy - its a no-brainer, really..

19. Madbadteacher

20. Craig_Don (And the Tims...and the Arabs...and the Jambos...in fact all non-Aberdeen Scottish league teams)

21. chief wiggum

22. dundee_red

23. K-9 has dog-breath because he licks bum

24. Sooth_stander (with a vengence)

25. Ajja - Is there a stronger word ? Hate is too tame.

26. GlasgaeSheep

27.Chubbs80s- they are scum

28.d1nk11

29.Iversen

30. Don Incognito  Oh dear only 30, I thought ABODY hated the evil minks.

31. thomsod

32. LeakyLaDon   

33. OCTAVION.

34. jimmythered74 the huns are dirty orange basterds !! Hate them with a capital H

35. Madre-di-dio(t) Moi aussi, justice was well-served, despite the ref's attempts at gifting them numerous free kicks for fuck all.

36. innesciver - Minky B**tards

37. Mentorred

38.Wayne'o - Dirty orange bastards

39. Sneckie

40. One Bobby Clark

41. Minky huns

42. Reekie_Red  Hate Rangers

42. Manc_don - BOO to Rangers!

43. Jimmys_Gut - fucking minkers

44. Fergie83 - Fuck the huns

45. NorthernLights - We fucking hate Rangers, we fucking hate Rangers.....

46. Elgin Red

47. Don4eva

48. caledonia

49. Don of The Red - With a passion!

50. Markylanegan - soap dodgers !

51. redenek. (anyone who can read or write should)

52. capitalsharpie -oh fuk aye. born hating them

53. Ayrdons - where i come from im surrounded by them - what i would do for a bell tower and a high powered sniper rifle !!

54. IASM - Smelly, knuckle dragging, soap dodging Bigoted b'strds

55. Bobby Biscuit - also surrounded by them, but thankfully, I'm several rungs up on the evolution ladder. Cunts to a man (monkey).

56. Scotfree - Can smell the Bastards 12000 miles away!!

57. the soof king - hun bastards

58. Shabba Ranks - No loving from me for these c*nts

59. Boboisared

I'm going to stand up for him, he left a message on his rangers mates site having a bit of banter - are we no longer allowed to have a laugh?

 

If it had been Ferguson throttled and not Maguire he would have been sent off, but instead he laughed in that hun cunts face. All this is a smear campaign by hun bastards to deflect the behavior of Barry Ferguson.

That's the problem, Hutton shouldn't have been quiet, he's a hothead on a yellow card, smarting from being made a fool out of, he should have been put under constant pressure, Clark running at him, giving him a bit of chat 'haha I got you back even better and one of your players got sent off'.

Well if Touzani's wild lunge didn't do the trick, I don't think anything Clark could say would have made any difference 

Pity he doesn't have more balls, otherwise he wouldn't have hidden from Hutton for the rest of the match.

Usually can't stand Clark but can't agree with you there. Hutton was quiet the rest of the game. Clark's played well these last two games, lets hope he plays the same against Gretna too.

Get your signature changed ye cunt 

Was glad to hear this getting sung tonight. He's a bit of a twat at times but credit should be given where it's due & tonight he deserves every bit of praise that's going to come his way!!

That is all!

What is a hibbe? 

Erm... I've heard that they don't see eye to eye

A Hibbe would know eh 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get me coat

He's only played for Hibs 5 times this season, all coming off the bench. Is he good enough to be a regular first team starter for us? I'm not so sure.

Have always thoguht he looked good against us, plus he has that bit of a nasty streak about him we seem to miss without Mackie. Don't think he gets on too well with square heid & that's why he never plays.

And therein lies the truth. Load of pish IMO. I'd be surprised if we keep all those players mentioned (see you later Lovell, sadly), but i'm quite confident we'll keep most of them.

 

And Gunthar? Name your source caller. I heard they were called Andreas and had big bushy moustaches.

E-o...E-o...E-o!

and you should only pee on jellyfish stings, having the 1st team squad all pissing on a leg cut is surely a bad idea!

Especially if Dan Smith is involved!!

I think it was me who told you the scoop anyway 

Like i'm going to publicly announce it!!

No idea what this actually is?

Nothing to do with his divorce then?

But for a divorce that seemed to be on his terms & for the reason i've ehard it might not have anything to do with it!

Hi, i'm boboisared.

Used that name on both the old donstalk & afc-chat when everyone jumped over there. Don't post too often as most folk are pedantic cunts.