Biggalloot

Be warned. I know i'm already going to hell for saying these don't let you.....

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies.

You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork.

Whats 16 inches long and makes women scream all night?

Cot death

What's got 4 legs and an arm?

A rotweiler in a nursery.

What's blue and orange and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

He could play with 2 broken legs and still be better than Foster

Lets get it up these dirty Jambo scum!!!!

Come on the Dons

Just read Alex Rae has been sacked at Dundee and Jimmy Nic is a possible target to take over.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/d/dundee/7681011.stm

Any one else heard this rumour and is there any truth in it?

Thoughts?

Miller is possibly the most talented player we have, dont see him as a goalscorer tho, more a link up striker.  Till we have someone along side him, with a decent footballing brain (see jamie smith v copenhagen), he will continue to look no more than average.

Talent at what? Diving? As a race car driver? What. If he's so talented how can he not hit the ball in the back of the net. Agreed he links up well but what's the point in that when he's employed to score goals for us. Pretty brave quote to say when we also have such players as Sone, Zander and Mulgrew in the side. If he starts performing and bangs in the goals i'll happily retract that statement but as much chance of that as Pele giving up the booze and gambling.

Queens of the stoneage - go with the flow

Dire Straits - Tunnel of love

And cup finals.

Did we win them? Remember during that year (or was it previous or after) we finished last. We got pumped in both finals for one simple reason, Ebbe was pish. Now JC has come and we've had the most successful Euro run since the 80's and gradually picked ourselves up to where we should really be. We can't compete for the title, money talks and Aberdeen don't have enough of it. Why do you think we have to bring in a free transfer or two every season and lose out on our top players ie Russ. Personally better with the devil you know. Who would we bring in? Reallistically McGhee? Collins? Kevin Keegan? <-- last one a joke.

Foo Fighters - All my life

Ting Tings - Great DJ

Van Halen - Ain't talking bout love

Pendulum - Propane Nightmares

Massive attack - Blue Lines

I personally think Walker's goal that night was better for the way he curled it round the defender into the corner

Granted it was a peach also but Sone flicked over the defenders head controlled it and put it under the keeper. Wasn't a brilliant shot to beat the keeper but the way he lifted left foot over the defender controlled it on his chest and hit before it touched the ground is nothing short of brilliant skill. Walker's goal was a simple cut back but very good finish as it curled some way.

Fleetwood Mac - The Chain

6. Although it has to be Hewitt i would also say Jamie Smith's cracker last season against Copenhagen or even Sone's against Bayern.

Mordor. Just cause you see the scumming blue nosed bastards.

Lemon Jelly - The Staunton Lick

From ages 3-14 I was kept in a small cellar watching "Aberdeen - The glory years" on VCR. When my mind stops thinking of Aberdeen it cause me physical pain.

But TBH 1. Family supports them 2. I hate the old firm bigotry 3. I hate the old firm. 4. I was a big Eoin Jess/ Hans Gilhaus fan

I dont think he will replace miller either but then again mackie is jimmy,s golden boy

But that was why JC bought Wright to give competition to Miller. Jc has always played "big guy and smaller fast paced guy" up front. Brewster/Crawford at Dunfermline example. So a Miller/Wright strike force wouldn't work cause they are to similar. When and if Wright starts banging them in I could see him replacing Miller. This is good for the dons though cause it'll cause some healthy competition for places.

Smith can play on the wing. His crosses are about as good as Foster's. So....

                Langfield

Foster  Diamond  Considine  Mulgrew

                  Seve

Young                                  Aluko

                  Smith

            Miller        Mackie

Thinking Wright needs a couple of games under his belt to get his fitness up. He's just back from injury so once he bangs in a few providing the strikers aren't scoring he'll replace Miller.

By the way, the deal for Aluko is reportedly £50k.  An absolute bargain, especially so on a three-year deal.  I

Sounds like Del Boy and Rodney have been 'wheelin n Dealin'

Lovely Jubbly! 

Zindine Zidane to come out retirement a declare himself as a life long aberdeen fan?

We already got cover in the middle so I wouldn't go for him. Totally agree we need an experienced centre back. Daimond's a cert but don't feel confident in Mair pushing Considine for a place. Granted he's had a good couple of games can he keep it going?

Mulgrew and Aluko - best left side in the division.

Couldn't agree more. Any idea why he changed his mind. Thought he was a brummie lad thru and thru and although he loved last season he wanted to make an impact at Birmingham. Like busses wait for a decent left sided player and two come along at once!