Zinc

"Un-PC jokes are fine, however usually best kept for close friends etc... I was in a pub in the Aberdeen on Saturday night being a bit loud and told the following joke to the whole of the pub: Question. "What do you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath?"Answer: Throw your clothes in so they get a wash. Yes I know, bang out of order and very cruel, but once the guffawing of my mates had died down, I became aware of a man on the other side of the bar. He looked quite choked and was talking to the landlord, who then came over and told me that the bloke at the bar had recently lost his son and that my joke had offended him. I approached him at the bar and offered my condolences for his loss and my apologies if my joke had upset him. He said that the joke had got to him because his son was an epileptic and it was a fit that killed him. I felt absolutely awful but wondered as to how a fit could actually kill someone and the man said that his son had slipped and hit his head. I asked where his son had slipped and the man said it was in the bath. Bloody Hell! You can you imagine how bad I felt when I realised then how inappropriate my joke had been. I couldn't apologise enough but the guy was in tears. "Did your son hit his head on the bath then?" I asked. "No," replied the man; "he choked on one of my socks".

Semi correct...he scored the winner in 90 mins to make it 1-1 on agg...then "Jason Scotland was first Swansea's penalty hero then villain as MK Dons won through to the Johnstone's Paint Trophy final after a penalty shoot-out"

Jamie Smith vs FCK?? ;D

Hola from Madrid! Seriously take care of your wallets over here, the pick pockets are a pain in the arse. Blootered on Monday night and got my wallet nicked. Another one of the guys had 2 folk try and get his wallet in the space of 2 mins, and another tried to get his watch! 1st time I've taken travel inusrance so I'll be getting my cash back, but what a bloody hassle!!