ayrdons

caught the end of the game on the radio , seemingly JDV got man of the match , always thought this guy would come good if he got a wee run in the first team

just heard on radio scotland that both the infirm are sniffing about lee miller , anybody else hear this ?

....needless tae say hell be like a dog with a bone tomorrow , seeing as the unwashed hammered the mighty Hamilton 7-1

i know whit yer sayin , im from the Ayr bit of Aberdeen

hehehe the same rangers fan has stated that "per head" the arrests down in manchester were fuck all compared to how many went down and according to him the real shame of scotland were the aberdeen fans in madrid , i mean , i dont know what went on in madrid , if anything , but im sure it didnt look like fucking beirut after a happy hour ......SF !

fuck a mod - the exploited

A paedophile and a wee lassie are walking through the woods late at night , the wee lassie turns tae him and says "im scared"

the paedophile says " youre scared ? , ive got tae walk back along here on my own ".

live just outside Ayr town centre , Caledonia Road , tried going oot and watching dons games in Ayr but most pubs in Ayr are a no go , nearly got my head caved in in that pub next tae the train station , obriens or oneils or whatever , me thinking it was maybe a celtic pub ( enemy of my enemy is my friend and all that ) aberdeen beat rangers 2-0 that day

If i can remember right i got the tickets for that game from my mates big brother , he was some big wig at that OKI factory in cumbernauld

banknock ....a good place to come from , a shite place tae go back to , got family in banknock and denny

I dont suppose theres any supporters busses / clubs down Ayrshire way ? , feeling a wee bit left out down this neck of the woods

Names Stu , used to live up in the Central belt (banknock tae be exact) now live down in the land of Der Hun

first dons game was the title decider against rangers where hately scored 2 tae win the league , suffered from depression ever since .

The company that i work for recently started a new guy and to be fair at the start he seemed awright , needless to say now that hes got a foot in the door hes starting the wind ups , the guys from glasgow , easterhouse tae be exact and the way he goes on youd think hes Rangers number one fan ......."aye but im no biggoted tho " , hes now latched on tae the fact that im an aberdeen fan and hes always havin a go , "rangers , the worlds most successful football team , jealous sheep shaggers , how every cunt hates them ,  aberdeen siding with celtic .....and what the fuck does stand free mean ? " , i gave the explanation of stand free as standing free from religious biggotry and how the likes of rangers and celtic are the fucking cancer of scottish fitba , and according tae him , wee diddy teams like Aberdeen , hamilton etc etc wouldnt survive without rangers and celtic

Im posting on here tae get yer thoughts on this and tae see if theres any useful info that i could use tae crumble the one shoe hun fuck !   

STAND FREE !

2 each , last kick of the baw - fuck off !

mackies done it again , HIVS 0 DONS 1 mackie

Aberdeen 1 2 Hivs ...............fucks sake , whits gon on ?

Friends like these by Danny Wallace - really good book , easy to read and very funny , ive actually just went out and bought his other two books , Join me and Yes man , started to read join me and i can say that Freinds like these is in the same vein , definately recomend it .

Danny Wallace - friends like these , good holiday read !

Didnt know the guy was a don , good to hear someone tell it like it is 

Dons give Lapira chance to shine  

Lapira was on trial with Rangers last summer

American-born Republic of Ireland international Joseph Lapira has gone on trial with Aberdeen.

The 21-year-old from Louisiana - who had a summer trial with Rangers cut short by injury - was recommended by former Dons goalkeeper Bobby Clark.

Lapira gained his first Irish cap in a friendly with Ecuador last year.

The Dons had hoped to be able to field the player in a reserve match with Inverness CT but did not receive international clearance in time.

Lapira was named College Player of the Year for 2006, following in the footsteps of former Rangers midfielder Claudio Reyna.

He was coached by Pittodrie legend Clark at US college side Notre Dame and was selected by Toronto FC in the Major League Soccer superdraft last week.

whit ever happened tae this boy ?

1 - 1 half time ......intae them !

1 Mizer

2-3 Sneckie +1

4-7 Kowalski +3

8-9 Manc_don +1

10-12 Fatjim + 2

13 Edinburghdon

14-17. Andrew + 3

18. DON 71

19 -24 BigAl + 5

25-30 Stonefish100 + 5

31 Ajja

32-39 Wee Toon Red + 7

40-80 Glasgow Sheep +39 guascers

81 Aberdeen_Ladette

82 - 96 Dave min + 13 (all sharing a room in glasgow!)

97-100 The Ferret +3

Room 101. Chimp

102-111 Superstar Tradesman

112. Peterheid Loon

113-119 Wazzamatazz + 6

120-128 Jagerdeen + 7

129 GlezgaRed (plus a few others, not sure how many)

130(ish) Stubo72 +2

133 (ish) + 33 Boboisared

167ish Tom Widdows (if we get a penalty get me the fuck out of the stadium)

168 Ayrdons

Not going

1.Dandy_Don

2. Harcus

3. Ptkdon  Hammer

4. Bilbo. I don't care I'm giving up Aberdeen FC to support Sol Bamba.

In Canada

1. GETITRIGHTROONYES

In Australia

1. Scotfree 

i never thought coming from Ayr would be so handy , ill be the one with the deck chair and the tartan flask of soup sitting ring side !

reminded me of Sylvester the cat

wouldnt wear that paintballing !!