Dr. Mambo

The 21-year-old, who recently signed a new two-year contract at the Hawthorns, has been brought in to cover the Dons' troublesome right-back spot.

Calderwood told BBC Sport: "It's a position Lee Mair and Stuart Duff can play, but they are better elsewhere.

The bench??

This advert is an embarrassing piece of cheap shit. Basically says if you’re an 'ugly inbred simpleton' then you must support AFC. Is this meant to encourage me to part with my hard earned cash for a season ticket? Because it just makes me cringe.

Not worried. Especially when we have the like's of Mair who can take his place. 

Yipee!!!!!! 

The players could probably just relax and get on playing the game today without the tangoman flapping about every 5 mins making them nervous. Mind you I wasn't there so Hibs were probably just shite.

Bebo won, but only because of his hair.

Duff will be the new club captain at this rate.

DVD out now!!!

Must have some new kids ready to make the breakthrough into the first team by now. Well, at this rate they'll have to just to make up the numbers.

the ugly bastards on a roll 

Airdrie Tesco

The board should just go and buy the entire Queen of the South first team. Least they play with some passion and know how to get to a final. John Stewart can f*ck off though.

What a sickener if we get beat  

That'll be Charlie off to the big boys now. The herald? the scotsman? the daily ranger even? 

It's about time we won down there again. If prunty can score at parkheid, then McGuire can too.

Just shows what a disgrace it is having a diddy team like gretna in the premier league in the first place.  No ground of their own and no support should never have been allowed.

The success of football teams wearing red shirts - including Manchester United, Liverpool and Arsenal - is no coincidence, academics have revealed.

Scientists at universities in Plymouth and Durham analysed data on all English league clubs since World War II and found home teams in red won more often.

Players in yellow or orange shirts had the worst record but performances away from home did not show any differences.

Researchers believe there could be a psychological boost in wearing red.

They said the crimson shade is often associated with male aggression and dominance.

Professor Robert Barton, from Durham University, said: "We see a couple of possible explanations.

"Firstly, over time supporters may have been subconsciously more attracted to a club wearing red, so the club has developed an increasing resource base within its community.

"Secondly, there may be a positive psychological boost from wearing red that is reflected on the field of play.

"Competing against a team in red could also impair performance."

That'll explain why we're always shite in the white away strip then.

Don't know how the defence are going to cope without tommorrow. I mean really. Does this guy ever get a game anyway?

How many duff young stikers has AFC had through the years who are hailed as the next big thing then fade away out the game due to their obvious crapness? Bagshaw, Prunty, Michie, Stewart, Michael Craig take a bow.

Anyone else?

Shit shit shit!

Apparently Scott Wilson is the answer to our problems. 

Pies that aren't filled with shit.

German tv will be showing it and that should definately be on sky somewhere. Can't believe their showing the scum instead!!! who-the-fuck-cares about that shite when we have a potential upset on the cards  

It's the recipe for success. apparently Man Utd, Chelsea and Arsenal are a right bunch of jokers! Derby on the other hand are a bunch of loners who would rather read a good book than participate in 'the banter'.

All we need now is to convince Rowson to come back along with darren young and we'll be back to where we were under Ebbe.