Buc

Ah there is the problem that I referred to mate, as I reside in the posh part of Ayrshire (if there is one  ).

From memory I'm sure that Rocket once toldme he used to live in the same locality down here as me many years ago 

I've done some cross country relay racing down there about 20 years ago with Metro Aberdeen.

We had very very good runners back then.

Must say it's a very nice scenic place rained a lot I mind that.

Never watch soaps as I have an addictive behaviour.

I've seen crossroads that's been a long running show for sure .

Think that's the last one I ever saw.

Did you speak with her Malaga.

Need to get that app. Ive been licking the wrang hole! 

Great idea Buc.

I'd be up for that.

Only issue is location however.

Fucking long way to travel for coffee, cake and craic

Where are you living at the moment Big Al .And yes it's a great idea

Aye to them all. She's a stunner

We should have a board coffee morning

The one we DD and phoenixx was superb DD is my favourite poster of all time he's had me in stitches many many times  love his wise cracks .

Right in and why not.

Then you have no choice but to make your daughter the next WYOWYN four our perusal

 

You know the rules...

Shed win hands down .

Seriously though can't do that. Malaga knows what my 2 daughter's look like.

I hope it was all good word Buc was saying about me?

Was going bring a few posters up that I'd met you Beng one Malaga but my stunning daughter came in ..

I'm on!Y saying she's stunning cos she looks like her da..

A bit on thin side but I know it's hard to believe I can be a bit fussy sometimes.

So she just makes it into the YES side.

I've lost 5 since yesterday.

 

Probably for daring to suggest that a blonde haired blue eyed girl is unlikely to be Michael Jacksons daughter.

 

 

 

 

I see you're back down to 13 again.

 

 

That's me down another 8

I see your down another 3

Aye I'm doon 6 I think stop theif.

Aye that's some length of wall .

Will he get the Mexicans to build it just doesn't seem right.

Swiped her right on tinder once. No match.

 

True story.

Not sure what you mean 

Did you date her.

That'll cost you a coffee

Thanks well I've gave you plenty likes in fact I give everyone on here likes.

Good to meet up at last, I'm still jangling with the caffeine

Aye at long last  thought you'd look like your avatar.

Seriously though it was about time to meet  the best poster ever on any footie board..

Have to do it again soon real pleasure. Glad my daughter came in past to say hello 

She's a good lass.

Made my day meeting the great Donsdaft.

Feeling a bit dodgy this morning min, but I'll see if it'll clear up, working this afternoon anyway.

 

Where and when?

Meeting at the grub coffee shop in the spital 10-30 If you can manage if not no problem

I'm meeting Phoenixx later this morning for a coffee if you fancy coming.

Go 'n then....

I'm stuck on unlucky 13 I know I'm not funny but surely I deserve one for beings pervert .

Give me the duct tape to tie her to the bed frame ..

Job done and it's a big YES..

Please give me a like for the bed frame part.

Not had one for a while.

What does she do for a living now anyone know.

No thank you!

 

 

I know a certain poster that will be in his element with her.

 

Wont mention name tho

That be auld buc .

Absolutely she's got big boobs that's a great start the bigger the better even down to the knees I know I know something not right .

FFS fart and gies a clue.

Recent Great British Bake Off winner and ex PE teacher Candice

 

Would you stick a thumb in her pie and try to pull out a plum?

 

Personally I'd like her to make me a cream horn...

 

 

Affa thin but yes as she's very attractive..I like how she does her hair .

I'm in

Don't shoot 

I'm in may get lost but I'm not caring as I wouldn't leave the house for even the football.

Wouldn't want miss my daily 6 mile though.

Sorry but a pure SP unk bucket.