Opera. Nobody excluded

I went to see Orfeo ed Euridice once. Impressive singing, although I found the plot a bit tricky to follow.

Daily culture over in Budapest, eh min? Nae sure you get that stuff in UK.

Aye min, working mans sport

Just like the ballet

I suppose you have to listen a few times, but sheer beauty from start to finish

Does this lovely lass count 

Ach why not. She's bonny enough and certainly has a voice.

Could get rid of the microphone though.

Got to be of a certain vintage to remember Sarah Brightman pre cross over days.

Never quite understood what she saw in Lloyd Webber other that £££ signs.

Piss song, but wha the fuck video is watchable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kii8Zsuo3_c

Was that one of Mozarts?

Fuck me Al, you're worse than me for getting sidetracked.

I bet your school report card said "easily distracted "

I know mine always did.

I went to the Opera once. It was shite. Won't go to another. I can tar ony cunt wi the same brush.

I went to see La Forza Del Destino in Geneva once. We were there on holiday and I got the girlfriend tickets for her birthday.

We both got some pretty intense Swiss flu the night before - I actually spent half the night hallucinating a conversation with John Swinney, who I was convinced was a time-traveller - so I had absolutely no idea what was going on. Think the regulars were a bit baffled why some Scottish lad was in there sweating like a racehorse while shivering and occasionally blacking out.

Decent singing though I guess.

Was that one of Mozarts?

 

 

Fuck me Al, you're worse than me for getting sidetracked.

 

 

I bet your school report card said "easily distracted "

 

I know mine always did.

Very astute Rocket.

Bang on, every report card I ever got. That and could do better

Night night

I just hate the opera. It's not my climate.

Have you been to the opera?

Have you been to the opera?

No chance DD.

He is an uncultured individual more into house breaking, drug dealinh, benefit collecting and inbreeding

That diznae mean to say he hasn't been to an opera.

That diznae mean to say he hasn't been to an opera.

Would be the first Tattie Howker with any degree of breeding.

Fuckers would also needed to have washed first to last two minutes

Would be the first Tattie Howker with any degree of breeding.

Fuckers would also needed to have washed first to last two minutes

You really don't like them 

Half time in the magic flute.

Excellent stuff

The talent in here tonight is outstanding

Well, despite all the Mozart is a mason bastard stuff, the second half was pretty good as well.

These things take me by surprise because I'm just a gadgie with 3 o'levels but I always thought The Magic Flute was grand opera.

Turns out it's comedy, and done as well as it was tonight, pretty good comedy as well.