Pholasin

No, I'm back.

From an email entitled "Amazing Holes".

"Glory Hole" - Monticello Dam, California

Bingam Canyon Mine - Utah.  2.5 miles wide

Mirny Diamond Mine - Serbia.  Apparently a no fly zone above as several helicopters have been sucked into it.

The last picture in the series was an aerial shot of Parkhead.

Big match build up time,

 

Big win for the Dons on the cards, 3-0 to the Dandies I reckon, career ending tackle on that cunt Lovell by Diamond, MacNamara Fuckface will fuck himself even more.

 

Screamer from Mackie - 30 yarder - keeper will have no chance.

 

All other results will go our way - the charge to 3rd 2nd will begin on Saturday!

 

I cannae go cos offshore, 15m waves forecast, food here's shite and they've run out of real coffee beans - the boat's here though so should be caffiene fuelled for live chat on saturday afternoon!!!

 

OOOOooooh Jimmy Jimmy 

 

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I think caffeine is the last thing you need ... 

Two seasons ago when we were losing to *probably someone shite, I can't remember* Calderwood made a ridiculous substitution at home to move to one of his 2-4-4 formations, or something like it, Anderson was going absolutely nuts.  Unusual for someone who never really appeared to shout a lot, but perhaps it shows that up to a point the team was being 'managed' and directed by Anderson.

I seem to recall that half that season and all the ones before and after it, Scott Severin would spend half the game mooching about argueing with referees and breathing out of his arse, during which time we were effectively down to 10 men.  He doesn't concentrate and he sulks, hardly a Captain.

The combination of an idiot manager and now a team with no leadership is really hurting us.  Our team are scared, they look paniced all the time and that is the fault of the managment. 

Take the point that Calderwood has more often than not brought in shite players, but I honestly believe if we had a strongly motivating manager with a bit more of a clue, and tweaked the starting 11 a bit, we would do a LOT better.

You can do well in this league with an organised team, but we don't even have that, no one knows what they should be doing.  That again, is a management issue.

Make fucking Zander Diamond the Captain.  Seve sulks and Jamie Smith is a mouse.

A club by virtue of the fact they have lost shouldn't be able to nominate a man of the match.

I wasn't at the game, however it sounded honking, so I'm going to vote for one of the programme sellers, hopefully there was one called 'Bob'.

“We have been depending on Lee Miller a bit too much in recent times so it’s nice to have an alternative"

Great, a second player up front to hoof the ball aimlessly up to ... 

I suppose he can do less harm in midfield than in defence, however it's hardly inspiring that a player that has been told he can leave a team we should be doing better than, is someone we have signed ... 

I remember the one foray Preece made out of his 6 yard box, it was to the 18 yard line against Livi in a cup game and a tectonic fuck up in both judgement and timing lost us the fixture 1-0 as Livi scored from his mistake.

Nothing that is said about Langfield being ropey on crosses, corners, communication or catching (nice piece of alliteration) was necessarily unapplicable to Preece.  As someone said, don't substitute being remembered, with being remembered as an exceptional player.  Preece was overtaken by Esson at the end remember, and look what great success he has gone on to.

At home again now and no problem.  What's going on ... ?

I was also near the fence.

There were no monkey noises.

A pie did appear to get lobbed into the mini huns, however at least three coins, two juice cartons and a few pies came back the other way into the Aberdeen support, in which there were children.

The hearts fans who were visible, were visibly scum, some of them too steaming to stand and with their Union Jacks out.  At one point they attempted a 'charge' at the fence, but the wank in the above video put an end to that when they shit it and all sat down again.  Why oh why they think filming the police filming them with their phones will accomplish anything I do not know.

I am and always have been Pholasin.

My hobbies include performing acts of indecent impromptu strip teasing, stroking hot girls puppies, the occasional granny bashing and synchronised swimming.

I like walks in the rain, eating recently dug up carrots and correcting poor spelling.

I support Aberdeen and have a season ticket, I live in Aberdeen, I am from Aberdeen, I am more than entitled and within my rights to be a boo boy.

I was not spoiled as a child.

Why is this site so slow from certain browsers.

I had no problem on Firefox at home last night, but now at work on a much faster connection the site takes ages to upload pages (IE)?

Any ideas, settings are obviously the same as before?

Or Dempsey is on his way and Calderwood wants to play Touzani in midfield and provide cover for his defence, or we've found someone to take Dan Smith off us.

It's good to have scaremongering Donstalk back within a few hours.

I'm outraged .... boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, what, you want me to do something about it, you forget I go to at least two home games a season and my opinion is more valid than any one else's because of that ...  Ah, the spiritual home of Aberdeen fans again.