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Bigoted comments, ibrox disaster, disability chants, pure hatred of the most successful club in world football...oh aye, and the jealousy.

Are you Scotlands REAL shame?

So do I. 

Mo Johnstone...cracking signing.

Aberdeen...Scott Severin.

Sorry, I can't read pal.  But chances are you were saying something about simmy, durrant, murrays legs or the Ibrox disaster.  give or take a little.

Anyway, whens the big aberdeen derby with cove coming up?

Any of you fellow Brits fancy telling me?

I couldn't until this year.  I'll thank Aberdeen for that.

Well done on your half a decade of success.

Maybe if you where good in the 90's, you would have won a lot more.

One decade wonders...infact, half a decade wonders. 

Shouldn't you be supporting your hometown team,min?

Naw, don't be daft min, I'm referring to the last time you last got a victory against us in Govan.

Ya silly sausage.

Have any of you actually seen a victory at the home of the greatest side in Scottish footballs history?

It's no my time yet, I'll wait till it's 60 or 70 years and counting. 

Cheers, all the same pal.

...and counting.