hopeisimportant

What's white and bobs up and down a baby's cot?

A paedophile's bum

ha ha, that made me laugh!

Joanna - Little Comets

Saw them last night in the Tunnels and they were superb.

Whats so good about shagging twenty-eight year olds

 

 

 

theres twenty of them

No, they're tighter!

What were the Jamaican Bobsleigh Team called before they were famous?

Niggers

sorry.

Anyone see Stewart on The Full SPL last night? What a complete cunt bag. He freely admitted that he went down of his own accord. "I anticipated contact so went down...after viewing the tv evidence it does appear that there was minimal contact". No shit Michael. So basically he dived hoping that Langfield would touch him. What a knob. How he wasn't booked I don't know.

Who let a woman in the picture?? Who is she?

The Music - Sunday 26th, Moshulu

Big match build up time,

 

Big win for the Dons on the cards, 3-0 to the Dandies I reckon.

 

Screamer from Mackie - 30 yarder - keeper will have no chance.

 

All other results will go our way - the charge to 3rd 2nd will begin on Saturday!

 

I cannae go cos offshore, 15m waves forecast, food here's shite and they've run out of real coffee beans - the boat's here though so should be caffiene fuelled for live chat on saturday afternoon!!!

 

OOOOooooh Jimmy Jimmy 

 

:AFC: :AFC: :AFC: :AFC:

:AFC2: :AFC2: :AFC2: :AFC2: :AFC2: :AFC2:

:ultras: :ultras:

:ultras: :ultras:

:AFC: :AFC: :AFC: :AFC:

Edited to take out the nasty bits. I like it.

YAAAASSS! Get in tae them!

I've just remebered that Bossu will be starting. I've not seen much of the guy but this still fills me with fear!

My sisters former married name was Hodgkiss.

Coooooooool

Gow - Loan

Lanzaat - Loan

And no idea who the other one is?

So we will have 2 new right backs Robo?

That seems daft.

I attempted to chase but fell over the railing at the traffic lights.

Wish I had to his attempt to jump the railings (he kind of rolled over them) on video.

that was after you had slipped down the stairs when trying to get off the bus.

This is too good!

I thought it was an old "beach end boys" tune? There is also the one where we go "hello hello, the only song you know" etc...i've certainly sung the latter.

This was sung at Pittodrie last season after all the fuss kicked up about the sectarian songs.

Hello, Hello

The only song you know

Hello, hello

The only song you know

You sing it in the summer and you sing it in the snow

But you can't sing it anymore

Cove Sheep is good at scaring birds away. Use him.

Quality!

They are a total pain in the hoop. They are now braver than ever before though! Should throw a punch next time one swoops down. That'd learn 'em!

Yeah what's with that shit?

 

I want to scratch my own eyes out when I read people calling it 'Todders'.

 

Obviously I won't because it would ruin my nails but....   

I love going to Todders when in the Deen.

Shittle Man Tit! Awful band.

Whatever...

The new album doesn't sound as good as the first but I still like them. They are playing Moshulu soon I think.

Was at Belladrum over the weekend just past. My first time there but great festival - defo want to go back next year.

Idlewild were my highlight and Infadels my biggest surprise. Listened to Infadels a couple of times and thought they were just ok...great show they put on though. Sergeant didn't disappoint.

The Twilight Sad were a bit odd. Somebody threw half a pint towards the stage and he was rating that at all. Gave the middle finger and once the song had finished just stood in silence staring at the boy in the crowd for about 20 seconds.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre 

Anyone listen to Calderwood's interview? He sounds really angry becasue we didn't score anymore and he uses 'sloppy' about 5 times!

1 Celtic

2 Rangers

3 Dundee Utd

4 Hearts

5 Falkirk

6 Aberdeen

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7 Hibs

8 Motherwell

9 ICT

10 Hamilton

11 St. Mirren

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12 Killie

You saw it here first 

Anyone listened to his interview on RedTV? It's pretty funny as he barely understands the questions being asked. The interview finishes on:

Interviewer: "All the best and hopefully you can win a deal"

Response: "2 years"

In Peter Pawlett's interview the interviewer says "hopefully you can get some action in Holland".

Ha, simple things.

He was rubbish! That woman that went through had the most irritating facial expressions ever...

Noel Noel, Noel Noel Noel Noel, Noel Noel Noel Noel, Noel Noel Noel Noel CAN'T COOK!

I'm excited. We have a game in 3 days!

Then another 3 days later! I've missed it. 

A decent signing I suppose but I don't think he's quite good enough to make up for the loss of Nicholson...not that he is neccessarily a direct replacement.

A couple more good signings and I'll be slightly less pessimistic about the forthcoming season. A decent CB and Striker are a must I think.

Welcome Mark Kerr. You dirty jute mink!

Belladrum Festival...

http://www.tartanheartfestival.co.uk/music.asp

Anyone ever been? Sounds like it's a pretty cool festival and think I might try and persuade a few mates to go. Line-up looks pretty good Idlewild, Cage the Elephant, Sergeant & The Holloways 

Cracking weekend. Weather couldn't of been better which obviously made a huge difference. Was looking like a bit of a lobster yesterday though!

The highlights for me were The Dykeenies and Does It Offend You Yeah?

DIOYY? wouldn't usually be my cup of tea but went in to see them whilst a few mates just gouched on the grass and they were superb.

Even doing a dump in the toilets was an enjoyable experience. Great festival.