the real rumpus

Banned. 

Rocket himself is acting like better wouldn't melt.  But scratch the surface and look deeper. His problems with authority are well documented. I was there the night he was given his matching orders from another forum after an abusive rant fuelled by a hotel mini bar

Reported

You clearly don't comprehend the true nature of debate. From memory,  i don't think you ever have.

You should know from previous altercations not to cross me. Alcohol was your excuse last time, surely not using that as an excuse this time, its not even lunch time, old bean

I can see you and me are going to have a falling out again, Rocket 

What a shitebag, you didn't even turn up, now I have a wife who has yet again, been let down

Apolgies, I got sidetracked and ended up having sex with Rockets wife as he lay sleeping next to us (he passed out after too many brandies during Sportscene) so I sneaked in and did the deed, he began stirring during my climax and opened his eyes briefly. He must have thought it was a dream and drifted back into his slumber. I will see your wife this weekend, Powers.

The sex tonight with Kenny Powers wife will be nothing short of sensational.

Try Shpock

Exactly the same path i've been on , RS. The path to enlightenment can be a slow process, but worth it when you get there. I truly felt like a god when i knew there was nothing left for me to achieve. I became an Adonis.

I embark on sexual relations with Kenny Powers wife this evening with Kenny, Dunty and Rocket all in attendance as i take them to the land of enlightenment. Sex is only as good as the company you keep.

Rocket's got a wandering eye but an unwillingness to act on his sexual impulses in the same way i have. Good sex shouldn't be castigated it should be celebrated. All colours and creeds, no discrimination, just maximum penetration. Its a basic human right and it takes years to aquiree a taste for what you like and only when you have aquired the taste for the forbidden can you truly become an Adonis.

Tell him Rocket. Me and Dunty go back quite a way and (along with Frankie Miller)he is one of the worst cunts i've ever had the misforture to ever encounter. I call him Lencarl's lackey. He's a fucking mutant.

Once she has experienced sex with an adonis she will have an insatiable zest for life again and you will notice the spring in her step almost instantaneously. Meanwhile you and rockets will get to watch and learn.

When it comes to sex the more the merrier. All colours and creeds welcome

My learnings should always be conducted on neutral ground so it is wholly appropriate that rockets estranged missus offers up her services in the name of education

What you trying to say, Kenny? Like a lot of things in life, you get out of sex what you put into it. Something you clearly haven't learnt yet. You should spend some time with an alpha like myself, I would school you in a way only an adonis could.

All I'm sayin is good sex is like good wine. Once you pop the cork you need to sit back and let it breath.

Oops, wrong thread. Oh well.

Unless you were an adonis like myself you wouldn't understand. And from memory you're no alpha. Meant to ask you if you've seen the fine gentleman from Wick recently?

The laddie on the pitch looked affa like my estranged loon 

The tarriers think they are going to walk this. Its up to the dandies to lay down a marker. And that means turning out in droves

Stand free!

I can see you're threatened by my masculinity. Can't blame you for that. Dunty was the same back when we first crossed paths. Still holds a grudge does old Dunty. Hostility is like water off a ducks back to an alpha. Whats Dunty done since i ask you? Take my hand and i'll lead you to the land of sex, where dreams are made and women are treated as equals.

Too little too late for Carson

See you were trying to ingratiate yourself to the chat crowd in the Leighton thread just now. Too little too late, son. I can tell you haven't spent a lot of time with alpha males.  Take my hand and i'll show you the world.

Thats a spellin error, son. Only picked up on by bores. You come into a room while I'm having sex errors like that will be the last thing on your mind. I've been compared to the piston function on a Vw Golf VR6. Come fly with me.

You call that patter, son?Now i see why you couldnt cut the afc chat