THE OFFICIAL: "LET'S ALL LAUGH AT HEARTS"

[BigAl]

41 minutes ago, Mason89 said:

Many moons ago I was working in my local on a Saturday afternoon and the pub was fairly busy with the old firm twats that drank in there. Maybe around 20 of the gormless bellends. Anyway, I asked who scored the winner in the cup final the last time their team won it. About half of them couldn’t tell you who they were playing. Only one of them knew the right answer 

I’d bet everything I had that James Forrest couldn’t tell you who he won his medals against 

Whatever it is that normal people get out of going to the football, is missing with these cunts. Which is probably what draws them to them in the first place 

Trust you were serving them out of the slops tray 

[CurlsLikeTattie]

35 minutes ago, BigAl said:

Trust you were serving them out of the slops tray 

I trust he was serving them out the urinal tray!

[blinlemon]

 

 

[BigAl]

Story doing the rounds that Hearts participation in European football next season could be in doubt owing to Bloom's involvement with them, Brighton and the Belgians.

I say, kick the bastards while they're down 

[BigAl]

Shankland off to The Huns allegedly.

Deal to be agreed in next forty eight hours according to The Sun 

[BigAl]

Zero fee involved

Apparently the three year deal he was reported as signing last summer was actually a one year deal with the option of an additional two years which he isn't taking up 

[TheDonbytheDee]

6 hours ago, BigAl said:

Zero fee involved

Apparently the three year deal he was reported as signing last summer was actually a one year deal with the option of an additional two years which he isn't taking up 

Whilst it is undoubtedly funny, if true.

Why would he give up a club, whose fans idolise him, to go to a club, where he could be hounded in a matter of weeks.

He just needs to look at what happened to the anorexic looking fucker, with the turkey teeth, who once played for us.

Players like Shankland, are a blight on our game.

 

[swaddon]

They go to Rangers to win trophies, apparently.

[Jute]

6 hours ago, BigAl said:

Zero fee involved

Apparently the three year deal he was reported as signing last summer was actually a one year deal with the option of an additional two years which he isn't taking up 

Even if it is structured that way I don’t think I have ever seen a deal like that where the option to extend does not sit with the club. So unless someone at Hearts has royally fucked up and not triggered the clause then I would expect Huns to have to agree a fee with Hearts. 

[BigAl]

8 minutes ago, Jute said:

Even if it is structured that way I don’t think I have ever seen a deal like that where the option to extend does not sit with the club. So unless someone at Hearts has royally fucked up and not triggered the clause then I would expect Huns to have to agree a fee with Hearts. 

 

 

31 minutes ago, TheDonbytheDee said:

Whilst it is undoubtedly funny, if true.

Why would he give up a club, whose fans idolise him, to go to a club, where he could be hounded in a matter of weeks.

He just needs to look at what happened to the anorexic looking fucker, with the turkey teeth, who once played for us.

Players like Shankland, are a blight on our game.

 

Perfectly logical comments lads 

Appears the mouthpiece Ewan Cameron is the source of the rumour regarding the extension structure.

The other and perhaps more likely scenario is that there is a release clause in his contract that has been triggered.

Either way combine this with the possibility that Cammy Devlin could be heading stateside and Hearts are falling apart again 

See it is being reported that Shankland was a boyhood Hun supporter. Funny that considering the pictures of him wearing Hearts strip as a boy.

Guess he was just a Hun without the bus fare 

[Ajja]

On 20/05/2026 at 18:44, BigAl said:

Story doing the rounds that Hearts participation in European football next season could be in doubt owing to Bloom's involvement with them, Brighton and the Belgians.

I say, kick the bastards while they're down 

Looks more likely they’ll impose conditions like they did with Nice and Man City, I think it was?

Bloom’s shareholding is below UEFA’s ‘decisive influence’ threshold and he has no voting rights. If all 3 clubs do qualify for Europe they might get a bit more interested although it’ll be different competitions. I’d say it’ll be the usual no player transfers between clubs type stuff rather than outright ban. 

[BigAl]

Shankland story seems to gathering momentum 

 

[Jute]

Being reported as a done deal. Why would any club allow a player to put a clause in a contract that allows him to walk away 1 year into a 3 year deal. Mental. 
 

 

 

 

Oh and funny. Very very funny.

[RicoS321]

1 hour ago, Jute said:

Being reported as a done deal. Why would any club allow a player to put a clause in a contract that allows him to walk away 1 year into a 3 year deal. Mental. 
 

 

 

 

Oh and funny. Very very funny.

I'm guessing it was either that or nothing so they took it. He had the opportunity to be a lifelong Jambo hero if he stayed another two years, now he'll likely be a dried up Hun looking for a club by January. The player held all the cards last summer from memory. To be honest, if we'd had the option of a player like Shankland for a year, we'd have bitten his hand off. It just looks, and feels, shite because the diet fans obviously weren't aware of such a deal. It's a lesson in transparency really. 

[BigAl]

32 minutes ago, Jute said:

Being reported as a done deal. Why would any club allow a player to put a clause in a contract that allows him to walk away 1 year into a 3 year deal. Mental. 
 

 

 

 

Oh and funny. Very very funny.

So daft as it all sounded, it does after all turn out to be true.

This thread provides me with much mirth. Long may it continue.

What a week to be a Jambo

Blew the league, captain and top scorer fucks off to the Huns. Devlin reported to be headed stateside, Bennie fitever his name is about yo fuck off and Halkett ruled out for months.

Have I missed anything.

Heart of Midlothian, the gift that keeps on giving 

[tlg1903]

Re the deal I suspect both parties had to agree to the extension for it to be activated. For all we know Palaversa was exactly the same when we signed him.   Regardless though it is, indeed, funny though I think Shankland will probably do quite well there.  The hordes will give him a chance as they know him already and he is a hun by all accounts so even if it takes hima few games to get going he will likely be given more patience. Lets just hope he spends the majority of his time there in the physio room, that would be really funny.

[The.Moog]

Shows what the hun think of the rat too so his days are numbered.

Not worked out for the sleekit prick at all there has it - shame…

[TheDonbytheDee]

27 minutes ago, The.Moog said:

Shows what the hun think of the rat too so his days are numbered.

Not worked out for the sleekit prick at all there has it - shame…

Colgate teeth better not have any intention of entertaining taking the rat back up here on loan either.

Nobody could sell me that one as a good move.

[Jute]

7 minutes ago, TheDonbytheDee said:

Colgate teeth better not have any intention of entertaining taking the rat back up here on loan either.

Nobody could sell me that one as a good move.

As long as it was a permanent move I would have no problem taking him back. 

[The.Moog]

11 minutes ago, TheDonbytheDee said:

Colgate teeth better not have any intention of entertaining taking the rat back up here on loan either.

Nobody could sell me that one as a good move.

You just know that’s exactly the type of thing he’d do though.

You know, given he’s “one of us” and has the pulse of the Dons support and all that…