THE OFFICIAL: "LET'S ALL LAUGH AT HEARTS"

[BigAl]

41 minutes ago, Mason89 said:

Many moons ago I was working in my local on a Saturday afternoon and the pub was fairly busy with the old firm twats that drank in there. Maybe around 20 of the gormless bellends. Anyway, I asked who scored the winner in the cup final the last time their team won it. About half of them couldn’t tell you who they were playing. Only one of them knew the right answer 

I’d bet everything I had that James Forrest couldn’t tell you who he won his medals against 

Whatever it is that normal people get out of going to the football, is missing with these cunts. Which is probably what draws them to them in the first place 

Trust you were serving them out of the slops tray 

[CurlsLikeTattie]

35 minutes ago, BigAl said:

Trust you were serving them out of the slops tray 

I trust he was serving them out the urinal tray!

[blinlemon]

 

 

[BigAl]

Story doing the rounds that Hearts participation in European football next season could be in doubt owing to Bloom's involvement with them, Brighton and the Belgians.

I say, kick the bastards while they're down 

[BigAl]

Shankland off to The Huns allegedly.

Deal to be agreed in next forty eight hours according to The Sun 

[BigAl]

Zero fee involved

Apparently the three year deal he was reported as signing last summer was actually a one year deal with the option of an additional two years which he isn't taking up 

[TheDonbytheDee]

6 hours ago, BigAl said:

Zero fee involved

Apparently the three year deal he was reported as signing last summer was actually a one year deal with the option of an additional two years which he isn't taking up 

Whilst it is undoubtedly funny, if true.

Why would he give up a club, whose fans idolise him, to go to a club, where he could be hounded in a matter of weeks.

He just needs to look at what happened to the anorexic looking fucker, with the turkey teeth, who once played for us.

Players like Shankland, are a blight on our game.

 

[swaddon]

They go to Rangers to win trophies, apparently.

[Jute]

6 hours ago, BigAl said:

Zero fee involved

Apparently the three year deal he was reported as signing last summer was actually a one year deal with the option of an additional two years which he isn't taking up 

Even if it is structured that way I don’t think I have ever seen a deal like that where the option to extend does not sit with the club. So unless someone at Hearts has royally fucked up and not triggered the clause then I would expect Huns to have to agree a fee with Hearts. 

[BigAl]

8 minutes ago, Jute said:

Even if it is structured that way I don’t think I have ever seen a deal like that where the option to extend does not sit with the club. So unless someone at Hearts has royally fucked up and not triggered the clause then I would expect Huns to have to agree a fee with Hearts. 

 

 

31 minutes ago, TheDonbytheDee said:

Whilst it is undoubtedly funny, if true.

Why would he give up a club, whose fans idolise him, to go to a club, where he could be hounded in a matter of weeks.

He just needs to look at what happened to the anorexic looking fucker, with the turkey teeth, who once played for us.

Players like Shankland, are a blight on our game.

 

Perfectly logical comments lads 

Appears the mouthpiece Ewan Cameron is the source of the rumour regarding the extension structure.

The other and perhaps more likely scenario is that there is a release clause in his contract that has been triggered.

Either way combine this with the possibility that Cammy Devlin could be heading stateside and Hearts are falling apart again 

See it is being reported that Shankland was a boyhood Hun supporter. Funny that considering the pictures of him wearing Hearts strip as a boy.

Guess he was just a Hun without the bus fare 

[Ajja]

On 20/05/2026 at 18:44, BigAl said:

Story doing the rounds that Hearts participation in European football next season could be in doubt owing to Bloom's involvement with them, Brighton and the Belgians.

I say, kick the bastards while they're down 

Looks more likely they’ll impose conditions like they did with Nice and Man City, I think it was?

Bloom’s shareholding is below UEFA’s ‘decisive influence’ threshold and he has no voting rights. If all 3 clubs do qualify for Europe they might get a bit more interested although it’ll be different competitions. I’d say it’ll be the usual no player transfers between clubs type stuff rather than outright ban.