THE OFFICIAL: "LET'S ALL LAUGH AT HEARTS"

[BigAl]

41 minutes ago, Mason89 said:

Many moons ago I was working in my local on a Saturday afternoon and the pub was fairly busy with the old firm twats that drank in there. Maybe around 20 of the gormless bellends. Anyway, I asked who scored the winner in the cup final the last time their team won it. About half of them couldn’t tell you who they were playing. Only one of them knew the right answer 

I’d bet everything I had that James Forrest couldn’t tell you who he won his medals against 

Whatever it is that normal people get out of going to the football, is missing with these cunts. Which is probably what draws them to them in the first place 

Trust you were serving them out of the slops tray 

[CurlsLikeTattie]

35 minutes ago, BigAl said:

Trust you were serving them out of the slops tray 

I trust he was serving them out the urinal tray!

[blinlemon]

 

 

[BigAl]

Story doing the rounds that Hearts participation in European football next season could be in doubt owing to Bloom's involvement with them, Brighton and the Belgians.

I say, kick the bastards while they're down 

[BigAl]

Shankland off to The Huns allegedly.

Deal to be agreed in next forty eight hours according to The Sun 

[BigAl]

Zero fee involved

Apparently the three year deal he was reported as signing last summer was actually a one year deal with the option of an additional two years which he isn't taking up