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Aye, that's a cracking record. Doesn't quite beat the original, but it's fantastic. The cover of Madonna's 'Stay' is good too. His new album Waxing Gibbous is fantastic though. There's a wee documentary on his website.

Worth a chuckle.

Got to love the Celebrity Deaths commentary there.

Oh, there's another one. Who had Swayze?

Mad Men.

Was it Alex Miller who claimed to have turned down Trezeguet and Henry?

Hardly a great way to endear yourself to any potential buyers though is it?

Saw that - looks like a ghost.

Novak - what a legend.

Brilliant.

The wife's from Detroit Lakes so she wanted to move closer to family. She's more of a baseball fan but I have been watching the Wild a bit. They've got a new coach this year, so expectations are pretty high. I guess the Wild's fanbase is pretty loyal, every game is sold out.

Not a bad idea. But they'd probably wear all sorts of armour.

I do. It's different here, almost at times a completely different game. From my experience the referees are much worse, to the extent that it's not even a contact sport. No slide tackles etc and that's outdoor.

Wasting members of your own team isn't a good winning strategy.

What if we got someone like the loon at Aston Villa? Billions of dollars, but largely stays out of the day to day running of the club. Who's to say that some "American twat" wouldn't do the same with us? Next time Trump arrives in Dyce someone should offer him a ticket for Pittodrie. Maybe he'll hand over a cheque for a couple hundred million when he buys his Pittodrie pie at half time...