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Saturday 30th  March 2024:  kick-off 3pm

Scottish Premiership - Aberdeen v Ross County

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royal deeside cowie

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  1. You need all the friends you can right now, brother. You're out in the cold. After Rocket abandoned you you're out in the cold. Stuck in a goldfish bowl with the Sultans looking in waiting for you to slip up. Rocket is out of control now. A racist, homophobic mutant. The worst of the worst. I need him to come back to you as he is dragging everyone down. You belong together.
  2. Tuppington brother, just a wee bit of advice. When someone asks you a question its a basic courtesy to answer. You weren't dragged up, pal. Just something to keep in mind.
  3. Where did you watch the game, brother? I almost made the journey up but wasn't sure if the Mountain Dew were showing the game.
  4. Why can't they disclose the fee? I suspect this is a case of smoke and mirrors. Something doesn't ring true.
  5. Not everything's a conspiracy, my jacobite friend ? You don't half work yourself into a frenzy about these things. Who can forget your conspiracy theories about the handwringers. The Sultans are keeping a close eye on you to make sure you keep to your best behaviour.
  6. I'll be in Wick on business first week of October, Tupsworth brother. Would get you a pint but I know that the demon drink brings out the worst in you. I'll get Morag to fix you up a bacon butty.
  7. It certainly wouldn't be a bottom feeder like yourself that would have any influence over such proceedings. You were little more than Rocket's puppet before he turned his back on you.
  8. You do get it in the UK. We've had Netflix here for many years, brother. As for the programme, it isn't shedding any new light on any first world ideology the common man isn't privvy to. In lehmans terms, everyone knows Google are monitoring our searches.
  9. Has he gone yet. Take the money and run. I was telling my mistress last night how we should have cashed in a couple of years ago when his stock was high. He is a bog standard SPL central defender who isn't going to improve any further. I'd bite their hand off for £2m at this point.
  10. You turned your back on tup when you flitted sites. Tup, take him back. He's making a massve cunt of things in his new adopted home. He's just another mutant in the melting pot.
  11. I'm keeping a close eye on proceedings, dear brother and it has come to my attention that Parklife is giving you a run for your money. He's getting good value from you. I've got the popcorn out.
  12. Always going to be here for you, brother. I can't watch you on the hat though. Its embarrassing. Also, I saw you betrayed tup with your request to see his meltdown for your own amusement. You backed his corner for so long and then you do that. Speaks volumes.
  13. Cosgrove is a carthorse as is McKenna. Laughable to think the pair of them were once valued at 2m. The sooner they leave the club the better.
  14. Perhaps a few screenshots of your meltdown will let your new friends see who you truly are behind the facade. the toxic aggression that exists within you, brother. The traffic is off the scale here now, the proper gents watching Tup trying to be the nice guy and the naive here falling for it.
  15. Maybe once you pay your dues you can start thinking about betting again. Don't get too carried away on here trying to make friends. You have a chequered history, brother.
  16. Just cracked open the 4th bottle red of the day. Lovely stuff. An evening of good sex and good wine is unmatched. It should be compulsory for every man in the land. Gets the blood pumping.
  17. He knew I was merely stating a well established fact with my post, brother. Even Tup himself doesn't dispute his lack of moral fibre with regards to not paying his dues. You are now an apologist for a man of such character. Two peas in a pod.
  18. You were unwelcoming from the outset, dear brother. My brethren came here to enhance your understanding of the human condition. You were suspicious that you would be reunited with a ghost from your past. You have treated people badly over many decades. The mutant hordes are gathering once more. There are three more on the way this weekend, they are keen to indulge you in conversation. You know them well. We cannot gloss over our pasts, brother
  19. You of all people should know not to cry wolf. Yes, you want a safe haven where you can roam free unchallenged. I think the mods recognise the flaw in this and have seen sense. You weren't born to be free, brother. You belong in captivity where I can keep a careful eye on you.
  20. No, you ran out of those a couple of years ago after your high profile breakdown. Now you spend your days as Rocket's errand boy and Morag's plate cleaner.
  21. You're more like Scrappy Doo with a pool cue, my jacobite friend
  22. It's not as black and white as that, brother. When the illuminati are involved, it rarely is.
  23. Wine was Las Moras from the Co-op. Real carnival atmosphere in the Foundry today. All the fun of the fair. All the familiar faces are here and in buoyant mood in preperation for the game. Met Rumpus' partner. A few big hitters on the way over to complete the line up. Got a pint in the tank here for you, brother.
  24. Working my way through my first bottle of wine of the day and then heading off to McGinty's. Lunch at 3 before making my way to The Foundry. Dinner at 7 before finishing off at Drummonds.
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