Reekie_Red Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I see that chappy Pushapushpop is in the papers saying that just about the entire Hearts team are hating their current pre-season training in Austria/Germany. They've spent all their preseason doing fitness work, and none of it doing any football-related work. As such, they've been royally shagged by two part-time teams in Austria!! Oh this is comedy that not even the late great Ronnie Barker could make up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest At The Border Guy Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I see that chappy Pushapushpop is in the papers saying that just about the entire Hearts team are hating their current pre-season training in Austria/Germany. They've spent all their preseason doing fitness work, and none of it doing any football-related work. As such, they've been royally shagged by two part-time teams in Austria!! Oh this is comedy that not even the late great Ronnie Barker could make up. Have you seen the photos??! They've been doing wheelbarrow races! Noticed that they got pumped 2-0 by their Lituanian-based B-team in a training match too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reekie_Red Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I heard they were keen on doing the egg'n'spoon race too, but rumour has it that Stevie Fulton had come across to Germany to help out with the pre-season training, and there was the danger that he would eat all the eggs before they had the chance to use them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Just been on a Sunday session with some mates, one of the regulars they know in the pub they work in (The Roseburn) was the arresting officer when Lee Wallace got done for possession of the gun. The account of the incident made my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reekie_Red Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 When was that incident? One of my old mates from Edinburgh (now working at Fingers Piano Bar, where Ebbe can be seen playing the piano) was the barman who invited Russell Latapy and Dwight Yorke into his pub for a lock-in, which infamously resulted in the pair's drink-driving incident about five or six years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 When was that incident? Last summer I think. A car was reported to the police by community wardens as acting suspicously out in Sighthill. They went oot and got them all out of the car and the guy asked him if he had anything on him, he was shocked when he said yes and tried to pull a gun out of his pocket! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow sheep Posted July 24, 2007 Author Share Posted July 24, 2007 sorry after todays news this thread should be deleted. I'd be laughing at afc if I wasn't so embarrassed, angry, perplexed and bemused about derek fucking young Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dundee_red Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 What's this doing languishing on page 3? As bad as our start has been, at least we've not been held to a draw, at home, by Gretna. Yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Or worse lose! You have tempted fate now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Hibs boy just gave me his copy of todays Edinburgh Evening News Hearts today announced proposals of their new main stand at Tynecastle costing £50 Million. The 10,000 seater stand will increase capacity to 25,000. It will incorporate leisure facilities such as hotels, bars, restaurants and commercial office space Now that would mean a debt of £80 because lets face it Romanov isn’t going to invest anything. The debt would be crippling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dundee_red Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Hibs boy just gave me his copy of todays Edinburgh Evening News Hearts today announced proposals of their new main stand at Tynecastle costing £50 Million. The 10,000 seater stand will increase capacity to 25,000. It will incorporate leisure facilities such as hotels, bars, restaurants and commercial office space Now that would mean a debt of £80 because lets face it Romanov isn’t going to invest anything. The debt would be crippling! Wish that was our debt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Was oot for a few drinks earlier then saw all the newsagents had the same thing outside and had to laugh and here is the full story Hearts owner Vlad trains for Strictly Come Dancing TV show in Lithuania By Amy Devine HEARTS supremo Vladimir Romanov is to star in a Strictly Come Dancing-style TV show in his home country. The tycoon is in training for the reality programme called Dance With A Star in Lithuania. Romanov and professional dancer Sandra Kniazeviciute will battle nine other couples. He has already been pictured waltzing with Sandra in an empty stadium for publicity shots. But the former Cold War submariner has revealed he had to overcome nerves to take the floor. He said: "Sometimes I go to dances, I look, and that's all. I have not enough courage to dance." The multi-millionaire, known for his unpredictable behaviour, will go head-to-head in the show with celebs including a singer and a politician. The series will be launched on Lithuania TV next month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow sheep Posted August 26, 2007 Author Share Posted August 26, 2007 5-0 oh deary me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewsome Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 5-0 oh deary me And now you're gonna believe us And now you're gonna believe us And now you're gonna believe uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus We won't win Europe soon! : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Quotes fae Vlad in tonights Record PM Edinburgh Q Will you readily turf someone out if they play a bad game? A Yes, I can even punch them in the face Q What is the attitide towards Russian club owners in the west? A They try to present us as neaderthals Q Why do they do that? A Due to a lack of intellegence - I'm happy to play the role of a neaderthal Q In what way? A I may punch a referee or someone else Q Have you thought about selling the club? A Its a question of money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 See the Lithuanain State Circus have today been fined £20k for their poor disciplinary record last season. Think it was something like nine reds and ninety yellows or something, inspite of previously having been told to clean up their act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow sheep Posted August 28, 2007 Author Share Posted August 28, 2007 what's another £20k to the international success that is the LSC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanderark14 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Quotes fae Vlad in tonights Record PM Edinburgh Q Will you readily turf someone out if they play a bad game? A Yes, I can even punch them in the face Q What is the attitide towards Russian club owners in the west? A They try to present us as neaderthals Q Why do they do that? A Due to a lack of intellegence - I'm happy to play the role of a neaderthal Q In what way? A I may punch a referee or someone else Q Have you thought about selling the club? A Its a question of money i read that in the Aberdeen edition. i couldnt beleive my eyes. "i can even punch them in the face" i really hope he stays on a bit longer, he's great for a laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewsome Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 The whole £20K fine is a joke. Make them play a home fixture with only visiting support or completely closed a la Italy then it will hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow sheep Posted September 5, 2007 Author Share Posted September 5, 2007 surely they can't all be hibees and dandies (like me) taking the piss: http://www.jamboskickback.co.uk/showthread.php?t=50832 Who will you support? Scotland 366 82.62% Lithuania 77 17.38% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewsome Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 surely they can't all be hibees and dandies (like me) taking the piss: http://www.jamboskickback.co.uk/showthread.php?t=50832 Who will you support? Scotland 366 82.62% Lithuania 77 17.38% And I'll bet the 77 are all players voting with different IDs! :hammer: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunk Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 surely they can't all be hibees and dandies (like me) taking the piss: http://www.jamboskickback.co.uk/showthread.php?t=50832 Who will you support? Scotland 366 82.62% Lithuania 77 17.38% And I'll bet the 77 are all players voting with different IDs! :hammer: Different IDs? There must be close to 77 different lithuanians there........ (I voted for Lithuania) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 surely they can't all be hibees and dandies (like me) taking the piss: http://www.jamboskickback.co.uk/showthread.php?t=50832 Who will you support? Scotland 366 82.62% Lithuania 77 17.38% And I'll bet the 77 are all players voting with different IDs! :hammer: Different IDs? There must be close to 77 different lithuanians there........ (I voted for Lithuania) Wicked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Scotland 481 83.07% Lithuania 98 16.93% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Quotes fae Vlad in tonights Record PM Edinburgh Q Will you readily turf someone out if they play a bad game? A Yes, I can even punch them in the face Well he has actually punched Bednar, nae bad punch on the wee man http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_b13aH-vk_E&mode=related&search= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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