cupidstunt Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 I've now been off the cigs for 3 weeks and only vaping. Upsides, saving a shitload of cash, breathing is a lot easier, food tastes like food again and I can smell things. Down side, I'm farting like a trooper and because I can smell better I'm now finding the smell of my own farts a bit too much - some of those fuckers could feed you. Anyone else into this? I'm trying to find the best mods etc but the advice out there is pretty varied and looks more about sponsors selling their wares than actually giving people the low down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 On the Ides of March 2017, I will be 4 years fagless after a third of a century on Regal king size. But I'm still addicted to nicotine. I use that nicotine spray and have done every day for 1,350 days ish. It's a cunt but it's ALL mental if you want to stay stopped. I've been weak by not ditching the spray. My advice is to give up the vaping and go cold turkey when you're ready. I KNOW I'll never smoke a cigarette again but fuck I still need nicotine and it's shite that I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donsdaft Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Junkie bastards. Whatever works for you boys. Cold turkey was the only way I could manage. 15 years on Tuesday Mind you I think I've put on half a stone a year since Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elgindon Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Aye cold turkey for me. Got the fags down to just at the weekends with the pints,but soon gave up altogether.Wasnt that hard to stop,felt quickly healthier. Nae sure about the farting.Have you substituted the fags with veg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cupidstunt Posted December 10, 2016 Author Share Posted December 10, 2016 Nae sure about the farting.Have you substituted the fags with veg? The oil that the vape stuff is made from is veg based, maybe thats it I'm not ready to stop smoking but I can no longer justify spending £80 a week on killing myself. This vaping shit though almost hits the spot when you need a smoke and right now I'm looking at it more as a brand change than a packing it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitalred Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Im more addicted to vaping than i ever was to fags :'( nae good if im being honest, been off fags for years but the vape thing is never oot of my mooth. Feck knows what its doing to me, but guaranteed its nae extending my life by 20 years, i really should try and bin it, new year maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MálagaSheep Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 I really need to come aff the fags but i wina. Sad thing is i like a smoke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donsdaft Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 A common belief, but what you actually like doing is feeding your habit. I won't preach anymore because as an ex smoker I know that ex smokers are the worst in the world for preaching. Just 3 more little words. SMOKERS SMELL DISGUSTING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MálagaSheep Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 A common belief, but what you actually like doing is feeding your habit. I won't preach anymore because as an ex smoker I know that ex smokers are the worst in the world for preaching. Just 3 more little words. SMOKERS SMELL DISGUSTING SO DO FANNY'S But i still like a lick o een Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 SO DO FANNY'S But i still like a lick o een Common misconception. You need to do your research. Your wife must be a minger. Less than 10% are "disgusting" and more than 10% are sweet which leaves the majority as, well, just fanny-smelling. Which can only be a good thing, a pussy being a heavenly orifice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garlogie_Granite Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 SO DO FANNY'S But i still like a lick o een Properly looked after fannies do NOT smell disgusting. You need to find a better class of wifie min. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garlogie_Granite Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 I will be 4 years fagless . *titter* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Properly looked after fannies do NOT smell disgusting. You need to find a better class of wifie min. Not true. The occasional lassie with good personal hygiene will always have a rotten fud. Fortunately they aren't too common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garlogie_Granite Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Not true. The occasional lassie with good personal hygiene will always have a rotten fud. Fortunately they aren't too common. Well ok, the occasional, but in general, wash their crack and it'll be eminently lickable for as long as yer jaw can stand it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Well ok, the occasional, but in general, wash their crack and it'll be eminently lickable for as long as yer jaw can stand it Learn to do it properly and you won't get lockjaw. They'll be grateful that you made them come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cupidstunt Posted December 13, 2016 Author Share Posted December 13, 2016 vaping juice to licking fuds in 4 posts. Like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 vaping juice to licking fuds in 4 posts. Like it Lol. You said wot I wuz hinkin. Canna beat a bit o talk aboot canny lingering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garlogie_Granite Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Learn to do it properly and you won't get lockjaw. They'll be grateful that you made them come. i guess i'm one of the lucky ones then, and she's no complaints Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MálagaSheep Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Learn to do it properly and you won't get lockjaw. They'll be grateful that you made them come. I had u down as a all me kinda man. Latch on, loup on, job done, night night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 I had u down as a all me kinda man. Latch on, loup on, job done, night night! Different strokes, different folks, skinning a cat, variety is the greatest spice and getting the job done. The best way to look after oneself is to get others to look after you. And the only way they will is if you look after them first. This is not a formula or a recipe, it just happens naturally. For mentally healthy people. Therein lies the rub. Almost everybody lacks complete mental health. We all have prejudices and prejudgements to varying degrees. With so many beautiful women and so much love to give, the "all me kinda man" just needs to be discreet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garlogie_Granite Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 LOL, good stuff mr scientist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garlogie_Granite Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/things-men-think-while-going-down-on-you?utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=Social&utm_term=732931279&utm_campaign=Women%27s+Health Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc_don Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 Ha ha you really do love that site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garlogie_Granite Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 Ha ha you really do love that site It's brill min Don't agree with much of that one tho, but clearly lockjaw is the preserve of those of us doing it right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc_don Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 This has really started to piss me off. Not sure what it's like elsewhere in the UK but vapers appear to be increasing the output rate of their metallic dildos and the fumes go everywhere. I don't want to smell your coffee tasting shite smoke Have no issues with folk vaping, but don't blow it in everyone elses space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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