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Agreed Padre.

 

Surely it would make more sense for the four celebs myself and Nellie have to go into their own playoff, and a new year to start immediately. I also reckon there are a lot of potentially good Celeb Death players being tied up by users who no longer frequent Donstalk. I would be willing to sort it out if you are sick of it FJ?

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No worries.

 

Some additional deaths -

 

Linda Uttley http://www.scrumqueens.com/news/168-tributes-pour-in-for-uttley.html

 

Patriach Pavle http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriarch_Pavle_of_Serbia

 

Claude Levi Strauss http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claude_L%C3%A9vi-Strauss

 

Ludovic Kennedy http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8314778.stm

 

Edna Parker http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edna_Parker

 

Joey Bishop http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Bishop

 

By my calculations that leaves a four way sudden death between myself, Nellie, Baldrick and Monkey.

 

Also, El Padre and Chief Wiggum both have BB King.

 

Christ I'm bored.

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This new over-complicated 'sudden death' rule sounds pish.

 

Why don't we just have a top six/bottom six split towards the end of the season to really confuse people?

 

Fatjim must go, I'll organise the protest banners.

 

Harcus - your time of destiny is upon us. Or something.

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I see 'Chemical Ali' has been sentenced to death for the 4th time.

 

Just fucking hang him you bastards! Then I can ride into the sunset with the title that is rightfully mine...

 

Honestly though, I think the main failing of this war on terror in Iraq is the inability of the Americans to illustrate how to execute prisoners to the Iraqis.  :-\

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Just fucking hang him you bastards! Then I can ride into the sunset with the title that is rightfully mine...

 

Honestly though, I think the main failing of this war on terror in Iraq is the inability of the Americans to illustrate how to execute prisoners to the Iraqis.  :-\

 

Face it Harcus, he's been sitting in front of the open goal, scratching his head and wondering what to do next for years now.

 

He's the Darren Mackie of celebrity deaths.

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Rugby interesting to watch? No, not ever.

I liked the 1980, or was it 1990, Calcutta Cup. David Sole/Soul et al. (switches to Jonathan Watson voice mimicing WGS) Will I ever watch a rugby match for the rest of my life? Nawww.

 

Got to admire Bill McLaren's work. The ultimate pro. Never missed a beat. Knew his shit.

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