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Offline bernie_lomax

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Re: THE OFFICIAL: "LET'S ALL LAUGH AT HEARTS"
« Reply #40 on: March 20, 2007, 05:00:47 PM »

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« Reply #41 on: March 20, 2007, 05:02:12 PM »
Any one want to guess how long the new guy lasts?
End of the season? ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #42 on: March 21, 2007, 11:51:20 AM »
Start a sweep?

I go for end of next week ;D
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« Reply #43 on: March 22, 2007, 12:16:23 PM »
You can actually get better odds on their being a new manager in charge by the start of next season than you can of the current puppet staying in charge for 4 more months.

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« Reply #44 on: March 22, 2007, 01:30:03 PM »
I see on kickback that they're worried about the potential of a groundshare with Livingston next season. ???
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« Reply #45 on: March 22, 2007, 03:26:05 PM »
I see on kickback that they're worried about the potential of a groundshare with Livingston next season. ???

Not Hibs then?  ;D
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« Reply #46 on: March 22, 2007, 11:18:26 PM »
They are allegedly ment to be playing with 3 stands next season reducing the capacity and giving less away tickets

Does that mean we will only get 2 stands then by the time all the mini monkeys have gone back up their trees

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« Reply #47 on: March 23, 2007, 08:14:43 PM »
We should start a sweep on the ST renewals. I reckon around 4000.  ;D

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« Reply #48 on: June 24, 2007, 12:00:01 PM »
Thought I could just add some wee pics I have taken near Gorgie to get the mindset of hearts fans...



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Re: THE OFFICIAL: "LET'S ALL LAUGH AT HEARTS"
« Reply #49 on: July 05, 2007, 09:00:14 AM »
A hearts fan has apologized after creating an online character and then faking his death. Creag Macallanniach – username IrvineJambo – became a colourful character on a fans forum until his death from cancer aged 30. The news was relayed to fans at the Tynecastle ground. But now it has emerged Creag never existed. A Tynecastle season ticket holder, who claimed to be Creag’s nephew, has now made a public apology, confessing to having invented his ‘uncle’ and having posed as him on the Internet forum Jambos Kickback.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL: "LET'S ALL LAUGH AT HEARTS"
« Reply #50 on: July 17, 2007, 06:38:06 AM »
I see that chappy Pushapushpop is in the papers saying that just about the entire Hearts team are hating their current pre-season training in Austria/Germany. They've spent all their preseason doing fitness work, and none of it doing any football-related work. As such, they've been royally shagged by two part-time teams in Austria!!

Oh this is comedy that not even the late great Ronnie Barker could make up.

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« Reply #51 on: July 17, 2007, 08:46:58 AM »
I see that chappy Pushapushpop is in the papers saying that just about the entire Hearts team are hating their current pre-season training in Austria/Germany. They've spent all their preseason doing fitness work, and none of it doing any football-related work. As such, they've been royally shagged by two part-time teams in Austria!!

Oh this is comedy that not even the late great Ronnie Barker could make up.

Have you seen the photos??!  They've been doing wheelbarrow races!   :clap:   ;D
Noticed that they got pumped 2-0 by their Lituanian-based B-team in a training match too.   :thumbsup:

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« Reply #52 on: July 18, 2007, 11:27:04 PM »
I heard they were keen on doing the egg'n'spoon race too, but rumour has it that Stevie Fulton had come across to Germany to help out with the pre-season training, and there was the danger that he would eat all the eggs before they had the chance to use them

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Re: THE OFFICIAL: "LET'S ALL LAUGH AT HEARTS"
« Reply #53 on: July 22, 2007, 08:49:25 PM »
Just been on a Sunday session with some mates, one of the regulars they know in the pub they work in (The Roseburn) was the arresting officer when Lee Wallace got done for possession of the gun.   :wave:
The account of the incident made my day
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« Reply #54 on: July 23, 2007, 08:29:45 PM »
When was that incident?

One of my old mates from Edinburgh (now working at Fingers Piano Bar, where Ebbe can be seen playing the piano) was the barman who invited Russell Latapy and Dwight Yorke into his pub for a lock-in, which infamously resulted in the pair's drink-driving incident about five or six years ago.

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« Reply #55 on: July 24, 2007, 04:15:52 PM »
When was that incident?

Last summer I think.

A car was reported to the police by community wardens as acting suspicously out in Sighthill. They went oot and got them all out of the car and the guy asked him if he had anything on him, he was shocked when he said yes and tried to pull a gun out of his pocket!

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« Reply #56 on: July 24, 2007, 10:53:31 PM »
sorry after todays news this thread should be deleted. I'd be laughing at afc if I wasn't so embarrassed, angry, perplexed and bemused about derek fucking young

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« Reply #57 on: August 19, 2007, 11:29:32 PM »
What's this doing languishing on page 3?

As bad as our start has been, at least we've not been held to a draw, at home, by Gretna.




















Yet  ;)

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Re: THE OFFICIAL: "LET'S ALL LAUGH AT HEARTS"
« Reply #58 on: August 20, 2007, 12:00:46 PM »
Or worse lose!  :o 

You have tempted fate now  :hammer:

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Re: THE OFFICIAL: "LET'S ALL LAUGH AT HEARTS"
« Reply #59 on: August 20, 2007, 12:50:38 PM »
Hibs boy just gave me his copy of todays Edinburgh Evening News

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Hearts today announced proposals of their new main stand at Tynecastle costing £50 Million. The 10,000 seater stand will increase capacity to 25,000. It will incorporate leisure facilities such as hotels, bars, restaurants and commercial office space


Now that would mean a debt of £80 because lets face it Romanov isn’t going to invest anything. The debt would be crippling!