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Offline Ten Caat

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Re: Alex Salmond
« Reply #60 on: February 11, 2019, 04:36:49 PM »
Why? Did we offend you? You didn't have to read it.

If you hadn't found our various discussions so offensive, you might have seen that I was objecting to another poster saying that Salmond wouldn't get a fair trial. He decided to introduce my use of "karma" in another thread (or threads) as an insult and I asked him, fruitlessly thus far, what he meant by this. From that discussion, he asked for "enlightenment" and our discussion went into other fields. The subject of closed minds and lack of imaginations were put on the table in relation to Salmond's upcoming trial, subjects that are equally applicable to religion and art so it wasn't a random diversion, not that there's anything wrong in that. So shut the fuck up you moron.

Read every word btw. Not offended in the slightest. Just bored the tits aff me.

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Re: Alex Salmond
« Reply #61 on: February 12, 2019, 11:37:59 AM »
Why? Did we offend you? You didn't have to read it.

If you hadn't found our various discussions so offensive, you might have seen that I was objecting to another poster saying that Salmond wouldn't get a fair trial. He decided to introduce my use of "karma" in another thread (or threads) as an insult and I asked him, fruitlessly thus far, what he meant by this. From that discussion, he asked for "enlightenment" and our discussion went into other fields. The subject of closed minds and lack of imaginations were put on the table in relation to Salmond's upcoming trial, subjects that are equally applicable to religion and art so it wasn't a random diversion, not that there's anything wrong in that. So shut the fuck up you moron.

I believe that you are well aware of exactly what I meant. I'm not speaking in riddles or in Dutch. 

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Re: Alex Salmond
« Reply #62 on: February 13, 2019, 11:13:09 AM »
No you're not speaking in riddles nor Dutch but despite repeated requests, you are reluctant to explain yourself;

Then again every time a grown man who tirelessly tries to portray himself as an intellect mentions "karma" I take him less seriously than I did before.

Putting aside your insulting "grown man" and "tries to portray himself as an intellect", why does my use of "karma" in other threads devalue any points that I made?

What interpretation of "karma" did you attribute to me and why was it so offensive?

I think you'll find that I'm speaking in plain English too.
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Re: Alex Salmond
« Reply #63 on: February 14, 2019, 09:55:44 AM »
But I also said it's important to define the subject first, before choosing to investigate or not, before accepting or rejecting.

What is the subject? The Vatican? The catholic church? Religion itself? I think the catholic church is an evil organisation so why would I give money to it? Why would any non-believer give money to see stolen gold? I know what's in there but fucked if I'm paying to see it.
OK, so it's important to investigate a subject properly, unless it's something you define as unworthy of investigation, in which case you'll just spout your opinion. What a fucking hypocritical pseudo-intellectual wank you are. You're an utter fraud. Bet you're really 5'2" with a 3" cock  :thumbsup:

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Re: Alex Salmond
« Reply #64 on: February 14, 2019, 11:15:24 AM »
Bet you're really 5'2" with a 3" cock  :thumbsup:

Fit's that in metric?

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Re: Alex Salmond
« Reply #65 on: February 14, 2019, 11:26:53 AM »
Fit's that in metric?

1.575 m and 7.62 cm - when flaccid, unerect (hopefully).

Get the converter App. Get with the beat. Use technology, don't be afraid of it.
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Re: Alex Salmond
« Reply #66 on: February 14, 2019, 06:14:01 PM »
Bet you're really 5'2" with a 3" cock  :thumbsup:

 What about it?    ???

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Re: Alex Salmond
« Reply #67 on: February 14, 2019, 06:27:11 PM »
What about it?    ???

Don't wind it up. It can't think properly. It can't read properly. It's granite thick.

Interesting hypothesis about how the typical NE man is such a thick cunt. Traditionally men of the earth - fishers and farmers - they lack the imagination and education to consider anything outwith their (incredibly) narrow frame of reference. This leads them to reject anything to do with subjects such as religion and art, before they've even considered the arguments, incapable of doing so as they are.
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Re: Alex Salmond
« Reply #68 on: February 15, 2019, 02:26:04 AM »
Two things happened in the last hour which reminded me of this thread.

During a very moving documentary on Bowie's last five years on BBC4, Visconti gave a great description about the point of art in the context of him not giving interviews latterly.

A friend sent me a pic where a quote attributed to Leonardo da Vinci said - There are three classes of people: those who see, those who see when shown, and those who do not see. I replied with - Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who go "shit, what happened?"

I guess Salmond might fall into the category of trying to make sex happen but he wasn't attractive enough to his target for consummation to take place. He only then could see, when shown by the non-consent that he's really not that desirable nor powerful after all. Sad old creep. Allegedly. Possibly.
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Re: Alex Salmond
« Reply #69 on: February 15, 2019, 03:10:16 AM »
.It can't think properly. It can't read properly. It's granite thick.

it can't think properly. It can't read properly. It contradicts itself constantly. It's a fucking rocket.

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Re: Alex Salmond
« Reply #70 on: February 15, 2019, 03:26:59 PM »
C'mon Alex


Get stuck into these bastards.


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Re: Alex Salmond
« Reply #71 on: February 15, 2019, 03:42:16 PM »
That's precisely what landed him in bother in the first place.....

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Re: Alex Salmond
« Reply #72 on: February 15, 2019, 03:52:51 PM »
Never been any word of him feeling up blokes in the bar in Westminster.

That would have been seen as more acceptable I presume.