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The crap quote thread
« on: April 18, 2018, 07:10:51 AM »
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"That's what Scottish football is all about; the Old Firm and that's why people all around the world love Scottish football.
"If that doesn't come back, it will be very difficult for Scottish football to recover.

Quotes like this from an ex Celtic player is exactly why Scottish football is where it is and will never move forward.  :frown:
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Re: The crap quote thread
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2018, 04:35:27 PM »
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Reflecting on Rangers's 4-0 defeat at the hands of Celtic Stubbs said he wasn't enjoying the team's struggles."I think it's sad," he said. "It's disappointing because I don't think anybody from a Scottish point of view wants to see a club as big as Rangers performing as poorly as they are.

I for one was not disappointed  :wave:
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Re: The crap quote thread
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2018, 09:11:24 AM »
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Rangers are one of the clubs quoted by bookmakers as a possible destination for Usain Bolt as the world champion sprinter looks to swap athletics for football.

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Re: The crap quote thread
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2018, 07:50:17 PM »
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Hibs have more mental strength than Rangers and Aberdeen in battle for second insists Paul Hanlon

Maybe not such a crap quote but it is to a Dons fan.

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Re: The crap quote thread
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2018, 08:59:55 PM »
Bang on the money to be honest
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« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2018, 09:56:20 PM »
Bang on the money to be honest

Can’t really argue with it at all

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Re: The crap quote thread
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2018, 10:00:51 PM »
McInnes and mental strength don't belong in the same sentence.

Not even the same paragraph and never the same page.
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Re: The crap quote thread
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2018, 07:34:58 AM »
Derek McInnes on Anthony O'Conner
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Dons manager Derek McInnes said the defender has apologised for his comments.
He said: “We have a social media policy and Anthony has breached that.
“I have spoken to Anthony and it has been dealt with internally. He is fully apologetic.

https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/sport/football/aberdeen-fc/1459057/aberdeen-defender-disciplined-by-club-after-social-media-spat-with-fan/

He would say that wouldn't he.
Anyway, drop him for the final push for second spot.
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Re: The crap quote thread
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2018, 09:10:18 AM »
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Neil McCann said he won't be making peace with his St Johnstone counterpart."I'm not interested in anything Tommy Wright has got to say.During the heat of battle, emotions run high but generally they are done after the final whistle.

McCann needs to grow up and stop being a cry baby or is it a Sky baby.
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Re: The crap quote thread
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2018, 05:25:50 PM »
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Depending on how Rangers get on against Hearts tomorrow, there could be an Old Firm title decider next week.

Aberdeen have just won against Killie to make sure Celtic have to get a result against Sevco and this is what they post.

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Re: The crap quote thread
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2018, 08:25:49 PM »
Not if we lose to hearts fri and the Huns lose to hearts tomorrow
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« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2018, 09:47:12 PM »
Not if we lose to hearts fri and the Huns lose to hearts tomorrow

They lose tomorrow and they’ll have to do a guard of honour no?

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Re: The crap quote thread
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2018, 08:23:38 AM »
They lose tomorrow and they’ll have to do a guard of honour no?

every other club in Scotland has, lets see if this putrid club can over come their hatred for all green items.

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Re: The crap quote thread
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2018, 08:27:56 AM »
Jurgen Klopp yesterday

"West Brom decided not to water the pitch at half-time and that makes it difficult.
“It makes a massive difference."

Liverpool at the time were leading 2 nil.

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Re: The crap quote thread
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2018, 10:17:11 AM »
Not watering a pitch at HT does not alter the fact that the surface is the same for both teams.

If Klopp was seeking to use this as an excuse then he is wrong to do so.

The bigger and more alarming reason isn't that he may or may not have selectively disregarded the fact, it is the suggestion that he is unable to look in the mirror, unable to take responsibility and is seeking to deflect by invoking external factors.

I didn't see the second half as I was on my way to the football but from what I saw of the first half, Liverpool were all over them but West Brom hadn't capitulated and given up. At Old Trafford last Sunday, they fought to the very end and so it shouldn't have been a surprise that they would do so again. I wonder how many Liverpool heads turned to Tuesday after the second goal went in? Whatever happened, your team weren't good enough to get all three points and it had fuck all to with the pitch you German spekky cunt so introspect better and get over it.
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Re: The crap quote thread
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2018, 10:21:53 AM »
Salah made it 0-2 in the 72nd minute.
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Re: The crap quote thread
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2018, 08:00:12 AM »
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Rangers are working on plans to sign Scottish-born Canada midfielder Scott Arfield. the 29-year-old whose contract with Premier League Burnley ends this summer and who is also interesting West Ham United, but wages of £20,000 per week remain a stumbling block for the Ibrox club

It's a wee bit more than a stumbling block for a club with no money. :laughing:
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Re: The crap quote thread
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2018, 10:29:14 AM »
Having no money never stopped the dead club in the not too distant past. No reason to believe the tribute act will be any different.

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Re: The crap quote thread
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2018, 07:34:26 AM »
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When asked if Rangers were the second strongest team in the country, Brown said: “No. Hibs are.

I beg to differ, Aberdeen are, but ask me again after our home game against them on May 5th.
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« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2018, 08:00:35 AM »
Scott Brown ( Celtic )
I beg to differ, Aberdeen are, but ask me again after our home game against them on May 5th.

Well, we're not actually. The league would tell you that the hunco are.